“My TV’s remote control didn’t have a source of energy, so I poured coffee in it. Now I can read any book… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Play the moments pause the memories. Stop the pain rewind the happiness.wish I can hold my own remote control to do that. — Nix Copy Share Image
“You say you've a life, but i see it as movie being directed by someone else, being edited often here and there.… — Ayan khan Copy Share Image
Every night, I'm like, 'Where's the party?' and then it cuts to me on the couch with the remote control watching repeats… — Jennifer Damiano Copy Share Image
Don't let negative pictures play on the movie screen of your mind, you own the remote control. All you have to do… — Anmol Andore Copy Share Image
Everyone has an inbuilt remote control known as attitude , it can control the way people treat you. Its unfortunate that some… — Unreal Dude Copy Share Image
A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
“Life doesn't come with a remote control. If you don't like what's playing, get up and change the channel. By unknown.” — Lorelie Rozzano Copy Share Image
An American has invented a remote control that will turn off any telly within a 20ft radius. What a marvellous device! What… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
I'm not one of those artists that can go away for six months and tour America and have 20 producers back in… — Shura Copy Share Image
When I was four, we moved to a farm outside Springfield, Missouri. We had a radio show from that farmhouse. My dad… — Charlie Haden Copy Share Image
In 1968 when I was in high school I built a four-foot-tall remote control robot with pneumatic cylinders that operated his hands.… — Lonnie Johnson Copy Share Image
Come to think of it, that word (choice) shouldn't be applied to people's destinies. Ever. Choice should be relegated to TV and… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“ Gains There is no man in the house that I have to try to make happy. There are no more arguments,… — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
When most people come in from work, 95 percent of them reach for the remote control. Then they read before they go… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
Most Muslim women know it is fear and curiosity that cause people to stare. They know it is ignorance and stereotypes that… — Randa Abdel-Fattah Copy Share Image
“Was there to be any end to the gradual improvement in the techniques and artifices used by the replicators to ensure their… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
“But the biggest news that month was the departure from Apple, yet again, of its cofounder, Steve Wozniak. Wozniak was then quietly… — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad, Carry you around when your arthritis is bad, All I wanna do is grow… — Robbie Hart Copy Share Image
“Once I made weapons carved from stone, I tied the weight to a wooden handle, a club to break the bones of… — Tonny K. Brown Copy Share Image
Prayer is not a way to get what we want to happen, like the remote control that comes with the television set.… — Rachel Naomi Remen Copy Share Image
“Doubting free will is not just a philosophical exercise. It has practical implications. If organisms indeed lack free will, it implies we… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
“In retrospect, the word “remote control” was ultimately a misnomer. What it finally did was to empower the more impulsive circuits of… — tim wu Copy Share Image
“Thank you,” she said. He looked bemused. “For what?” “For everything. For being amazing in bed and endlessly patient, for sacrificing the… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
Robot Wars is not a sport. Guys just play with remote controls. Now, if they were wired up and got an electrical… — Paolo Di Canio Copy Share Image
I was one of those kids that would take apart the remote control and take all the wheels off my little toy… — Grant Imahara Copy Share Image
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
The prescription for better health care is more freedom to innovate, not remote-control surgery from Washington. — Arnold Kling Copy Share Image
A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
There's this whole idea that you've got the blues and you're going to write. Bullshit. When I feel really bad, all I… — Lucinda Williams Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
“We’d already had the discussion about whether or not Jazz was allowed to move in. I said yes, of course. At least… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
It's so hard to go to war at home. Go to war, go home, repeat. And that is the future of warfare.… — Andrew Niccol Copy Share Image
You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, "Ah, guess I'm not watching TV.… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Uber was probably the perfect inflection point of a world that is changing so fast in terms of consumers that are... pushing… — Shervin Pishevar Copy Share Image
About the book of Job: If it were today, God might be asking "How does DNA carry traits? How are instincts passed… — Brian D. McLaren Copy Share Image
Disappointments were not meant to destroy you. They were meant to strengthen you and give you fortitude to accomplish your God-given talent.… — Kemmy Nola Copy Share Image
“Feature creep is an innocent process. An engineer looking at a prototype of a remote control might think to herself, “Hey, there’s… — Chip Heath & Dan Heath Copy Share Image
The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about… — Tom Weir Copy Share Image
Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
