At age 68, I expect to be strapped to the couch with the remote control like Jim Royle. — Tony Bellew Copy Share Image
“Life does not have a remote control; you need to get up and change it yourself.” — Damien L. Malcolm Copy Share Image
“...even good marriages sometimes involve flinging a remote control at the wall.” — Ada Calhoun Copy Share Image
Pressing harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. — William Arthur Ward Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is not a business where you can hand off and run by remote control. — David Neeleman Copy Share Image
Every night, I'm like, 'Where's the party?' and then it cuts to me on the couch with the remote control watching repeats… — Jennifer Damiano Copy Share Image
Don't let negative pictures play on the movie screen of your mind, you own the remote control. All you have to do… — Anmol Andore Copy Share Image
Play the moments pause the memories. Stop the pain rewind the happiness.wish I can hold my own remote control to do that. — Nix Copy Share Image
“You say you've a life, but i see it as movie being directed by someone else, being edited often here and there.… — Ayan khan Copy Share Image
“That's all I need," I say. "Well...I need the lamp. And the astray. And the remote control. And the paddleball game. And… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“My TV’s remote control didn’t have a source of energy, so I poured coffee in it. Now I can read any book… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I just need to do something new… I've got the big remote control of life in my hands, and I'm ready to… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“But love like that can be too big, too. It can be something you shouldn’t be trusted to hold when you’re the… — Amy Garvey Copy Share Image
See, Sway, that’s what you get for flunking your pilot’s test six times…which I’m pretty sure is a record of some sort.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
We should look at the Twitter records of Andrew Fraser. Clearly, the ship was on remote control, because he spent all of… — Campbell Newman Copy Share Image
“You know the drill—your child cruises over to the coffee table and throws the remote control at the dog. But before he… — Denise Fields Copy Share Image
The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about… — Tom Weir Copy Share Image
Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Feature creep is an innocent process. An engineer looking at a prototype of a remote control might think to herself, “Hey, there’s… — Chip Heath & Dan Heath Copy Share Image
Disappointments were not meant to destroy you. They were meant to strengthen you and give you fortitude to accomplish your God-given talent.… — Kemmy Nola Copy Share Image
About the book of Job: If it were today, God might be asking "How does DNA carry traits? How are instincts passed… — Brian D. McLaren Copy Share Image
“As for the public, the PR man, like the advertising expert and others who deal with people in the lump, including a… — Robert Penn Warren Copy Share Image
“The end is a mystery, therefore think and act well now! Be robust, be focused and run the race with tenacity! When… — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah Copy Share Image
“Thank you,” she said. He looked bemused. “For what?” “For everything. For being amazing in bed and endlessly patient, for sacrificing the… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“In retrospect, the word “remote control” was ultimately a misnomer. What it finally did was to empower the more impulsive circuits of… — tim wu Copy Share Image
“Doubting free will is not just a philosophical exercise. It has practical implications. If organisms indeed lack free will, it implies we… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad, Carry you around when your arthritis is bad, All I wanna do is grow… — Robbie Hart Copy Share Image
Prayer is not a way to get what we want to happen, like the remote control that comes with the television set.… — Rachel Naomi Remen Copy Share Image
“Once I made weapons carved from stone, I tied the weight to a wooden handle, a club to break the bones of… — Tonny K. Brown Copy Share Image
9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control! — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Television is the most perfect democracy. You sit there with your remote control and vote. — Aaron Brown Copy Share Image
Remote control. Ingenious contradiction of terms. Fits like a handshake. Aims like a gun. — Roger Rosenblatt Copy Share Image
