“It's a drone nation where everything and everyone is remotely controlled.” — Bryant McGill Copy Share Image
Remote control. Ingenious contradiction of terms. Fits like a handshake. Aims like a gun. — Roger Rosenblatt Copy Share Image
“I think someone should invent an edible remote control, to go along with TV dinners.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. — William Arthur Ward Copy Share Image
These UFOs are interplanetary devices systematically observing the earth, either manned or under remote control, or both. — Benjamin W. Chidlaw Copy Share Image
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead? Why doesnt glue stick to… — Thoogo Copy Share Image
In Paris, the people go in the Metro, they move, they go to their offices, 8 a.m. in the morning - it's… — Florian Schneider Copy Share Image
Let me fetch the Rocky Road and your favorite pair of sweats. And the little chocolate kisses that you like, the remote… — Miguel Jontel Copy Share Image
Being deaf and partially blind means I don't really watch TV. I wouldn't know what to do with a remote control. — Eric Sykes Copy Share Image
“Dudley had already broken his new video camera, crashed his remote control airplane, and, first time out on his racing bike, knocked… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I believe that cinema died on the 31 September 1983 when the zapper, or the remote control, was introduced into the living… — Peter Greenaway Copy Share Image
It gets harder and harder to succeed and find audiences with the 500-channel universe, the remote control, and people being so trigger… — David E. Kelley Copy Share Image
“certain situations, even the most rationally minded people behave in absurd and illogical ways. Nine times out of ten, a person in… — Sebastian Fitzek Copy Share Image
Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“When I went home…I promised myself, I would take a cool shower and I would read. After a day spent dealing with… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Love like that is what they make movies about. It’s the thing you’re supposed to want, the answer to every question, the… — Amy Garvey Copy Share Image
“A student: "I wonder why I did what I did, maybe it was an accident" A Teacher: "Everything is a mere accident.… — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
I like to hide my camera and use a remote control, because then no one knows when I'm actually imprisoning their souls… — Margaret Bourke-White Copy Share Image
“When I asked my shrink if I was a control freak, he finished saying “Absolutely” before I finished saying “freak.” I told… — Erika Krouse Copy Share Image
“Watching television with elderly members of your family. VERY LOUDLY INDEED. They can't understand how the remote control works but keep trying… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“It’s easy to underestimate how profound and holistic Roddenberry’s vision of the techscape of the future was. By today’s standards, the available… — Marc Cushman Copy Share Image
“She found Diana’s room. Diana was sitting in her bed using a remote control to idly flip through the channels on the… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
“She says to me, but were we ever intimate? How intimate were we really? Sure, there were the ordinary familiarity-type things -… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
When you go into a country like Libya where a large chunk of the population wants the old regime back you could… — Michael Hastings Copy Share Image
“Austerity means to eliminate the comforts and cushions in your life that you have learned to snuggle into and lose wakefulness. Take… — David Deida Copy Share Image
“One of the study’s major findings was that in the successful relationships, positive attention outweighed negative on a daily basis by a… — Robert Maurer Copy Share Image
“...I am not a bed-and breakfast person. I understand why other people would want to stay in B&Bs. They’re pretty. They’re personal.… — Sarah Vowell Assassination Vacation Copy Share Image
Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money, others are like the news with sad tales to… — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“...even good marriages sometimes involve flinging a remote control at the wall.” — Ada Calhoun Copy Share Image
Pressing harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At age 68, I expect to be strapped to the couch with the remote control like Jim Royle. — Tony Bellew Copy Share Image
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