Saying 'Its Complicated' on your Facebook Relationship status, basically means you're gay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There should be a relationship status for 'I don't even know what's going on.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry your decision to quietly change your relationship status was broadcast to every single one of your Facebook friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you are fantasizing love, you are still single from within a heart no matter what your relationship status is.” — Pratik Akkawar Copy Share Image
He's/She's your ex for a REASON. Don't go after them. If its meant to be, it'll be. Leave your relationship status in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Single and in a relationship are just titles. your heart determines your true relationship status. — Achmad Tim Bukhari Copy Share Image
“Fucking me hadn't converted out relationship status from non-friends, but at least he hesitated now before being mean to me.” — Nicole Castle Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 5 it should default to 'Unstable.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being in the public eye, I struggle to create and maintain romantic relationships. I am constantly faced with assumptions about who my… — Raheem DeVaughn Copy Share Image
People are really concerned about my relationship status. When I tell people I'm happy being single, they don't believe me. They say:… — Kelly Clarkson Copy Share Image
If a guy is going to get paid and will be covered on a magazine cover for revealing his relationship status, then… — Rhea Chakraborty Copy Share Image
Facebook should have some kind of limit on the number of times that people can change their relationship statuses. After five or… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
Relationship Status : Battery died when I was about to say her 'I love you' , now she is taken. — Neeraj Copy Share Image
In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its about time that You take "Its complicated" off your facebook Relationship status and realize its over... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your ex likes your new relationship status on facebook. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
“hers is an old fashioned heart that holds timeless love.she's a three age love letter in a world of relationship status updates.” — JmStorm Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be… — Ronak Gurung Copy Share Image
When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That feeling you get when your crush relationship status changes to Single and your heart stops. Best feeling. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Good old days when there were more relationships and less relationship statuses. — Lenny Copy Share Image
Single and relationship are just titles, your heart determines your true relationship status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: [ ] Single [ ] In a relationship [ ] Engaged [ ] Married [ ] Divorced [ ] Waiting for a miracle to happen!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving… — Shahla Khan Copy Share Image
May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitch, you're a booty call stop putting your relationship status as it's complicated — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When we are a spiritual student, our gender identity is omni-gender and our relationship status is omni-relationship-status.” — Donna Goddard Copy Share Image
Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change relationship status. After 3 it should be default to unstable — Popoola Emmanuel Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: Still Waiting For Someone To Call & Confess Their Love For Me..!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If my cats were my facebook friends, our relationship status would be "It's complicated".” — Yasmine Surovec Copy Share Image
“You're actin' like a girl, wanting to add me on Facebook and change your relationship status,” — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
Some people's relationship statusshould be in a relationship with___, while cheating with __ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If YOU have to ASK, if YOU 2 are IN A RELATIONSHIP or NOT then YOUR STATUS is SINGLE!!! — Jason Clark Copy Share Image
Facebook really ought to change their relationship status option from Single to Single and Awesome. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate people that use their Facebook relationship status for attention. — Megan O'Kane Copy Share Image