Don't give relationship advice when u can't even figure out ur relationship status!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing a relationship status and thinking: 'Ehhhh, I'll give it a week.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think people are okay without knowing what my relationship status is. When nobody asks me, how can people be interested? — Ranvir Shorey Copy Share Image
Facebook should change the relationship status 'Its complicated' to 'It's confusing and stressful and we're seeing other people.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your talking to someone it don't take weeks to build a relationship. When your status changes then you have weeks months… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“hers is an old fashioned heart that holds timeless love.she's a three age love letter in a world of relationship status updates.” — JmStorm Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a Facebook relationship status update not only informs you that youre now suddenly single, but that youve also… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Heartbreaks?i got it!!and I come to make an account of a guy and turn it into my man..in short I make it… — Enihpesoj Copy Share Image
The best relationships aren't shown on Facebook. In fact, if your relationship status is on Facebook, y'all are probably destined to fail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Y'all change your relationship status more then anybody else in the world. How do u expect her to be my sister in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
1.Last Drink You Had- 2.Last Text You Sent 3. Who Did You Send The Text To- 4.Last Phone Call- 5.Last Food You… — Angel_eyes Copy Share Image
“All people in relationships ever do is talk about their relationship status. It like a Ferris wheel. When you're on a Ferris… — John Green Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro Everyday chatting Ask number phone Messaging Calling Meeting Express love… — Hafsa Copy Share Image
Youthful social media users share their personal lives online, tweeting and posting everything from their relationship status to their current location to… — Alexa Von Tobel Copy Share Image
“Current relationship status?” Her voice cut like an arctic chill blowing through the room. “If you mean me, then you’re not my… — Jus Accardo Copy Share Image
“The next time you check the box “S” for single, remember this: singleness is no longer a lack of options but a… — Mandy Hale Copy Share Image
It's should have a relationship status for 'I'm totally being dump with whoever!' — TheTowraMowra Copy Share Image
“Single or partnered, on the spiritual path, everyone is both. And neither. We are omni-relationship-status.” — Donna Goddard Copy Share Image
It's better to find someone who will change your life, not only your relationship status. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Relationship status: Single and happy married to food in the fridge not a human being — Cowgirl_Haley00 Copy Share Image
If your relationship status says, It's complicated maybe you should stop kidding yourself and change it to Single — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
They should have an option that says On the Prowl for your Relationship Status... Single just isn't cutting it. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Get with someone for your sake of life not to help your relationship status — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Some people need to realize that the relationship status tab on Facebook is in no way similar to a light switch...LOL — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
Find someone who will change your life and not just your relationship status. — Thetonerulecom Copy Share Image
