You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“ It wasn't Glen's jealousy that surprised him. "You owe Roy money?" "Yep. Borrowed it to get my truck painted." "Roy's a… — Tom Franklin Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
