“All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of the Atlantic and sunk. It's rather unfortunate that, in recent years, real estate agents have become comedy betes-noires.… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“No, no, no, no, no. Sex should not be fun, okay? Sex can be lots of things - thrilling, romantic, scary, mindless, dirty, dangerous,… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“See if you can spot the difference between these two statements: (a) «Those trousers make your backside look fat.» (b) «You're a repellently obese old hag upon whom I am compelled to heap insults and derision — depressingly far removed from the, 'stupid, squeaky, pocket-sized English women,' who make up my vast catalogue of former lovers and to whom I… — Mil Millington Copy Share
“There is, it's opulently redundant of me to add, a perfectly reasonable and innocuous explanation for why I'm browsing the web alone in my attic with no trousers on, but you're all busy people and I know you have neither the inclination nor the time to waste hearing it. As an image, however, it did rather undercut my sarcasm. Margret… — Mil Millington Copy Share
“Mostly, however, we've got it smooth and efficient now. We don't have to think. She says, 'What are you doing?', I peer at her with irritation and expel air, we go on about our business. This morning, though, she came upstairs to the attic here while I was sitting in front of the computer doing some work on the net.… — Mil Millington Copy Share
“I'd thought I'd felt like shit that day, but really I'd barely even entered the intestine.” — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“The efficacy of an arbitrary personal attack is that it clears a path for the important issues.” — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“The annoying thing about time is that it takes time...but no amount of it is enough when you are waiting to be sure. Time… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“Just think of Emily Bronte, for example: psychotically bookish - but was there ever a woman screaming out so loudly for a good f***ing?… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“my academic career was indifferent to the point of beauty- I was so unremarkable, in every way, that the unvarying precision of my mediocrity… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of the Atlantic… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
