“There is, it's opulently redundant of me to add, a perfectly reasonable and innocuous explanation for why I'm browsing the web alone in my attic with no trousers on, but you're all busy people and I know you have neither… — Mil Millington Copy Share
“No, no, no, no, no. Sex should not be fun, okay? Sex can be lots of things - thrilling, romantic, scary, mindless, dirty, dangerous,… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“See if you can spot the difference between these two statements: (a) «Those trousers make your backside look fat.» (b) «You're a repellently obese old hag upon whom I am compelled to heap insults and derision — depressingly far removed from the, 'stupid, squeaky, pocket-sized English women,' who make up my vast catalogue of former lovers and to whom I… — Mil Millington Copy Share
“There is, it's opulently redundant of me to add, a perfectly reasonable and innocuous explanation for why I'm browsing the web alone in my attic with no trousers on, but you're all busy people and I know you have neither the inclination nor the time to waste hearing it. As an image, however, it did rather undercut my sarcasm. Margret… — Mil Millington Copy Share
“Mostly, however, we've got it smooth and efficient now. We don't have to think. She says, 'What are you doing?', I peer at her with irritation and expel air, we go on about our business. This morning, though, she came upstairs to the attic here while I was sitting in front of the computer doing some work on the net.… — Mil Millington Copy Share
“I'd thought I'd felt like shit that day, but really I'd barely even entered the intestine.” — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“The efficacy of an arbitrary personal attack is that it clears a path for the important issues.” — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“The annoying thing about time is that it takes time...but no amount of it is enough when you are waiting to be sure. Time… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“Just think of Emily Bronte, for example: psychotically bookish - but was there ever a woman screaming out so loudly for a good f***ing?… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“my academic career was indifferent to the point of beauty- I was so unremarkable, in every way, that the unvarying precision of my mediocrity… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of the Atlantic… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
