Punch Quotes · Page 4

Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.

— Bill O'Reilly

The things I like to find in a story are punch and poetry.

— Sean O Faolain

I have a Wii at home that I mainly play 'Punch-Out!' on.

— CM Punk

You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.

— Don Rickles

I now know in myself not to punch lockers.

— Ben Stokes

My entire career, everybody says I need to punch somebody.

— Blake Griffin

McGregor's a UFC fighter. He doesn't know how to punch.

— James Toney

“Drinking the mystery punch that will always get her”

— Tanya Gambhir

“It’s not how hard of a punch you can throw, it’s how hard of a punch you can take.”

— Seamus McGraw

“A good story is like a well-placed punch: quick, effective, and impossible to ignore.”

— R L Raymond

Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him.

— Anonymous

Sometimes I even amaze myself, and sometimes I do things that make me want to punch myself in the face.

— Freddy Adu

If you're happy and you know it... stay the fuck away from me 'cause I'll punch you in the goddamn throat.

— Nikhil Saluja

“All right, all right for you, you pretentious kneecap! How would you like a punch in the eye?”

— Peter S. Beagle

I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain.

— Mike Tyson

For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?

— Cloris Leachman

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. Like, if Jerry Seinfeld wasn't funny, you'd…

— Artie Lange

When the Eagles were starting out in the early '70s, it would have been hard to imagine anyone in the fledgling, country-accented…

— Robert Hilburn

I don't love horror movies with something surreal happening. That doesn't work for me. What's terrifying is something that could actually happen…

— Katie Aselton

There are these creative shows, all on cable, that are just so daring and out there. That's the stuff I really want…

— Jamie Chung

I'm a punch line professional, far from conventional, Always make a point like what comes right before a decimal, I never ate…

— Chris Webby

I fight like Bruce Lee. I train in his style of kung fu, wing chun. It's all about fighting with controlled power,…

— Lucy Griffiths

I don't think people can watch University of Texas basketball or football games with me - really, anything Texas is playing -…

— Jordan Spieth

“Never punch from the elbow." "Of course not," I said. "Only a stupidibus would fight like that." Guess what? I can punch…

— Franny Billingsley

You punch like you take it up the ass.

— Jake LaMotta

“Fruit punch is better than a sucker punch—but quick, flex your abs.”

— Jarod Kintz

where is the 'punch' in sweetness and light?

— Louella Parsons

I'm small but quite tough. When incensed, I can swing a punch.

— Lena Headey

I can punch, I'm heavy-handed, and I can box.

— Rocky Fielding

I can still run in a straight line, and I can still throw a punch.

— Pierce Brosnan

In music you don't punch out at the end of the day.

— Fab Moretti

Go in quickly - Punch Hard - Get out!

— Adolph Malan

The punch that knocks a man out is the punch that he doesn't see.

— Cus D'Amato

Wishing you could punch someone in the face with no consequences.

— Anonymous

Heskey needs to punch his own weight.

— Ron Atkinson

You have to be able to take a punch. A strong neck is really important.

— Wanderlei Silva

Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.

— South Park

I know I only need one punch to knock any guy out.

— Derrick Lewis

Thiago Santos is a guy who can take your belt from you with one punch.

— Forrest Griffin

We all know that one punch, one submission can change everything.

— Merab Dvalishvili