I don't mind if smiles come at my expense, I'm a small price to pay. — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot. — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
“Here's a queer fact: none among the skeletons in your closet are ‘straight’ so expect them to ‘come out’ very, very soon...” — Khayri R.R. Woulfe Copy Share Image
The pun exists in a social and political void, caring nothing for the issues of its day, content merely to display itself… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not… — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them. — John Lasseter Copy Share Image
I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
“If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
The man [Donald Trump] seems to out-trump himself - no pun intended - every time he speaks in his bid to win… — Corri Wilson Copy Share Image
A pun, like champagne, loses its sparkle when too long drawn out. Its flash is its savor. — Harriet Hosmer Copy Share Image
In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch the pun, but… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
There is going to come a day when everyone here is going to need keen observation and wit to ridicule George W.… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Comedy itself is based upon very old principles of which I can readily name seven. They are, in short: the joke, exaggeration,… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
“So the Casnoffs are at Hex Hall. Probably with however many demons they've managed to create. What are they doing there? Throwing… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes… — David Chase Copy Share Image
I think it [Danger] showed the unity between the spirituality and love I have for Big Pun. It was overdue and I… — Tony Sunshine Copy Share Image
The Lampoon started in 1970, and I began writing freelance for them around the end of 1971, and then all through '72.… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
A pun calls the meaning of a word into question, and it upsets us tremendously. We laugh because suddenly we find out… — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
We do not claim that punning is legitimate wit. Wit consists in combination of ideas, punning in combination of words only. We… — Harriet Hosmer Copy Share Image
For any healthy relationship to work you have to be able have that time to spend with your friends. And to have… — Craig David Copy Share Image
We hackers are a playful bunch; we'll hack anything, including language, if it looks like fun (thus our tropism for puns). Deep… — Eric S. Raymond Copy Share Image
There's that older poem of John Ashbery's-"America"-with the pun "I'm a wrecker," so wreckage and building out of the ashes of that.… — Anne Waldman Copy Share Image
Imagine (if you dare) a whimsical marriage of Lord Dunsany and S.J. Perelman, and you have something approaching the tales of Rhys… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She only modelled for him once,' Max said stubbornly, leaning the canvases back against the wall and replacing the sheet. 'Once, twice… — Robert Goddard Copy Share Image
Graphic design is a visual language uniting harmony and balance, color and light, scale and tension, form and content. But it is… — Jessica Helfand Copy Share Image
I think at some point [Big Pun] really wanted to be a singer as well. He would call me at 3 or… — Tony Sunshine Copy Share Image
Those who only see in black and white have very little grey matter. — Jeff Rosenspan Copy Share Image
![“The man [Donald Trump] seems to out-trump himself - no pun intended - every time he speaks in his bid to win the Republican nomination.” quote by Corri Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b6c/corri-wilson-74500_donald-trump_the-man-donald-trump-seems-to-out-trump_2699230.jpg)
![“In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I continue?]” quote by Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/416/rick-riordan-27_anubis_in-person-if-possible-anubis-was-even-mo_1500260.jpg)
![“I think it [Danger] showed the unity between the spirituality and love I have for Big Pun. It was overdue and I think that was God's plan. I didn't get to create the magic with him in the studio, but it was still a blessing.” quote by Tony Sunshine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ae/tony-sunshine-21877_and-love_i-think-it-danger-showed-the-unity-betwe_415011.jpg)
![“I think at some point [Big Pun] really wanted to be a singer as well. He would call me at 3 or 4 in the morning and say "Yo Twin, sing something for me!". That's the type of love Big Pun had for me. He had this faith and belief and he expressed it many times. It was overwhelming for me. I think…” quote by Tony Sunshine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bf/tony-sunshine-21877_belief_i-think-at-some-point-big-pun-really-wan_1405795.jpg)
