The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
I'd done an Edinburgh show before, in 1981, called 'The Importance of Being Varnished' - I was in the pun trade at… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
The Good and Great must ever shun That reckless and abandoned one Who stoops to perpetrate a pun. — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“All he ever wanted was a comfortable chair and a place in history. Well, he was robbed of one and died in… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding, if you'll excuse the pun. — John Glover Copy Share Image
“Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.” — Aniruddha Sastikar Copy Share Image
“Would I laugh?" "Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
There's something that intervenes and is very important which has to do with value. Value in the true biological sense, which is… — Antonio Damasio Copy Share Image
“Pony eyed the pitcher of hot fudge sauce Nellie had placed on the table. “And if you pass that pitcher, I will… — Jude Watson Copy Share Image
“Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this… — Dart Gray Copy Share Image
Standing, I turned to face my father. “It’s the same as the scent on Moore. It’s definitely a foreign cat, but it’s...more,… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
I do not, in fact, use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I love mixing humor and terror, or humor and exhaustion, or even humor and despair. I'm dealing right now with a loved… — Gail Simone Copy Share Image
A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was obsessed with country music when I was a kid, and it's definitely had a huge influence on the way I… — Teddy Thompson Copy Share Image
Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The Band was rebelling against the rebellion. The rebellion went to a place where it became too obvious, too trendy, like you… — Robbie Robertson Copy Share Image
Roddenberry had his own utopian vision about he perfectibility of man, and I never really believed that. And I don’t think the… — Nicholas Meyer Copy Share Image
I used to stay up very late at night, much later than I probably should have for such a youngster, and I… — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
Rhyme as an echo not a closing off of sound. Love it. I don't know where the rhymes came from. Or the… — Gregory Orr Copy Share Image
It's my motto," said Isabelle, with a sultry smile. 'Nothing less than seven inches.' Meliorn gazed at her stonily. 'I'm talking about… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
When we're on tour, probably we don't go 24 hours without someone asking us where we came up with the name They… — John Flansburgh Copy Share Image
This place is the Devil, or at least his principal residence, they call it the University, but any other appellation would have… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot. — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
I met Big Pun when I was a young boy. I think that he really gravitated to my innocence. — Tony Sunshine Copy Share Image
Of course they had more chains on him than Scrooge saw on Marley's ghost, but he could have kicked up dickens if… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Thatsh prieshts for you,” said the old man wetly. “Nothing by torc, torc, torc.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Here's the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he'll be OK. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
People may claim to hate puns, but most true word lovers have groaned to like them. — Jay Heinrichs Copy Share Image
