People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
The only time em bitch make a funky noise in the air...thatz when emma struck wimma fear../ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think baseball - the baseball genre - is this mitt, to use a double pun there, to catch a whole bunch… — Rachel Griffiths Copy Share Image
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. — Allan Sloan Copy Share Image
They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes. — Ryan North Copy Share Image
Also not the kind of place to hide a server." "Is that another pun?" She asked. "No! I swear! I didn't mean… — Ridley Pearson Copy Share Image
“All he ever wanted was a comfortable chair and a place in history. Well, he was robbed of one and died in… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
The Good and Great must ever shun That reckless and abandoned one Who stoops to perpetrate a pun. — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Only the pun remains. The pun, beloved of Shakespeare, children and tabloid headline-writers, is normally eschewed in the modern, sophisticated circles in… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
For my own part I think no innocent species of wit or pleasantry should be suppressed: and that a good pun may… — James Boswell Copy Share Image
'Nip/Tuck' did make me very comfortable in my own skin, no pun intended. I had to be stripped down a lot, and… — Kelly Carlson Copy Share Image
“I was supposed to watch you, yeah. They thought it was weird that Atherton would send his own kid to Hecate, so… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
Disney became hated. It became one of the evil corporations. It used to be loved. They couldn't hold onto talent; they couldn't… — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
I believe in reincarnation,” [Bjorn] said. I KNOW. “I tried to live a good life. Does that help?” THAT’S NOT UP TO… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
We're all well-acquainted with depression, we all know what the low moods are, but the mania was not something I knew much… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
An exquisite invention this, Worthy of Love's most honeyed kiss,-- This art of writing billet-doux-- In buds, and odors, and bright hues!… — Leigh Hunt Copy Share Image
The Saint whose water can light lamps, the clairvoyant whose lapse in recall is the breath of God, the true paranoid for… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
“Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?' Most likely Trelawney's own men," said the doctor;… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
We have to know cognitively what another mind is thinking and also empathically what they're feeling. And of course, in general, that's… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
Zeus Is Dead is full of laugh-out-loud moments, lashings of sly wit, moan-worthy puns, and a complex, fast-paced storyline. There aren't very… — Jody Lynn Nye Copy Share Image
I often reflect on what an extraordinary time (pun intended) it is to be alive here in the beginning of the twenty-first… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
But the helmet had gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
No one has ever laughed at a pun who did not see in the one word a twofold meaning. To materialists this… — Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
Coincidence may be described as the chance encounter of two unrelated causal chains which-miraculously, it seems-merge into a significant event. It provides… — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
What I'm going for with the string arrangements for my Antarctic symphony is a pun here. — DJ Spooky Copy Share Image
I'd done an Edinburgh show before, in 1981, called 'The Importance of Being Varnished' - I was in the pun trade at… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
I feel that I am entitled to trample all other considerations into the dirt in my pursuit of a satisfying pun. — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
John Cusack and I have been friends since childhood, and the fact that we're in so many films together is, no pun… — Jeremy Piven Copy Share Image
“So one might say that music killed him, that he was felled by music. It's a theory. String theory.” — Emma Richler Copy Share Image
Punning is a talent which no man affects to despise but he that is without it. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
![“I believe in reincarnation,” [Bjorn] said. I KNOW. “I tried to live a good life. Does that help?” THAT’S NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed. OF COURSE... SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION... YOU’LL BE BJORN AGAIN.” quote by Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de0/terry-pratchett-19_believe_i-believe-in-reincarnation-bjorn-said-i_561839.jpg)
