Those who only see in black and white have very little grey matter. — Jeff Rosenspan Copy Share Image
There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun… — John Barrowman Copy Share Image
A good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation. — James Boswell Copy Share Image
I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow… — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
“It ain't really Czechoslovakian,' I said, coughing. 'We used to call it the Cheque. Like, you drink it up now, you pay… — Esi Edugyan Copy Share Image
God knows why - no pun intended - but every time I write a song, I feel a need to touch on… — Martin Gore Copy Share Image
Do what? Come up with a clever pun referencing Jerome's demonic status? The truth is, I usually keep a stash of them… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and… — Andrew Hudgins Copy Share Image
Yeah 'ear 'ear," said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software,… — Adam Gopnik Copy Share Image
Puns are often unacceptable to the feelings; they come like a spoonful of ice-cream in the midst of a comfortable smoking-hot steak,… — Sara Coleridge Copy Share Image
One of my favourite things about country music is that, at least until recently, you could always count on a solid story,… — St. Vincent Copy Share Image
Let's say that what's out there is a narrative. Often enough, the picture plays with the question of what actually is happening.… — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
“He hit and fatally injured my innocent and unfortunate uncle whose muttered last words in hospital, before his coma became a full… — Iain Banks Copy Share Image
The Greek makes the distinction between petros and petra simply because it is trying to preserve the pun, and in Greek the… — Frank E. Gaebelein Copy Share Image
We're all well-acquainted with depression, we all know what the low moods are, but the mania was not something I knew much… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
An exquisite invention this, Worthy of Love's most honeyed kiss,-- This art of writing billet-doux-- In buds, and odors, and bright hues!… — Leigh Hunt Copy Share Image
Imagine (if you dare) a whimsical marriage of Lord Dunsany and S.J. Perelman, and you have something approaching the tales of Rhys… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's that older poem of John Ashbery's-"America"-with the pun "I'm a wrecker," so wreckage and building out of the ashes of that.… — Anne Waldman Copy Share Image
For any healthy relationship to work you have to be able have that time to spend with your friends. And to have… — Craig David Copy Share Image
We hackers are a playful bunch; we'll hack anything, including language, if it looks like fun (thus our tropism for puns). Deep… — Eric S. Raymond Copy Share Image
We do not claim that punning is legitimate wit. Wit consists in combination of ideas, punning in combination of words only. We… — Harriet Hosmer Copy Share Image
Coincidence may be described as the chance encounter of two unrelated causal chains which-miraculously, it seems-merge into a significant event. It provides… — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
No one has ever laughed at a pun who did not see in the one word a twofold meaning. To materialists this… — Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
But the helmet had gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
