But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight. — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“She challenged me for a game of Scrabble. I did not refuse. How could I? It was like she was telling me… — Dhaval Rathod Copy Share Image
Yeah 'ear 'ear," said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God knows why - no pun intended - but every time I write a song, I feel a need to touch on… — Martin Gore Copy Share Image
“It ain't really Czechoslovakian,' I said, coughing. 'We used to call it the Cheque. Like, you drink it up now, you pay… — Esi Edugyan Copy Share Image
Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and… — Andrew Hudgins Copy Share Image
Do what? Come up with a clever pun referencing Jerome's demonic status? The truth is, I usually keep a stash of them… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
A good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation. — James Boswell Copy Share Image
Actually touring solo is a little more difficult. It's more demanding than being under the "wing" of the band, no pun intended.… — Timothy B. Schmit Copy Share Image
The Greek makes the distinction between petros and petra simply because it is trying to preserve the pun, and in Greek the… — Frank E. Gaebelein Copy Share Image
“He hit and fatally injured my innocent and unfortunate uncle whose muttered last words in hospital, before his coma became a full… — Iain Banks Copy Share Image
Let's say that what's out there is a narrative. Often enough, the picture plays with the question of what actually is happening.… — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
One of my favourite things about country music is that, at least until recently, you could always count on a solid story,… — St. Vincent Copy Share Image
Puns are often unacceptable to the feelings; they come like a spoonful of ice-cream in the midst of a comfortable smoking-hot steak,… — Sara Coleridge Copy Share Image
Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software,… — Adam Gopnik Copy Share Image
I love mixing humor and terror, or humor and exhaustion, or even humor and despair. I'm dealing right now with a loved… — Gail Simone Copy Share Image
I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow… — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun… — John Barrowman Copy Share Image
“Excuse me, I must commit Sudoku! Give me a few minutes, please. I have to solve this puzzle.” — L. Meili Copy Share Image
People may claim to hate puns, but most true word lovers have groaned to like them. — Jay Heinrichs Copy Share Image
Here's the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he'll be OK. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
“Thatsh prieshts for you,” said the old man wetly. “Nothing by torc, torc, torc.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I met Big Pun when I was a young boy. I think that he really gravitated to my innocence. — Tony Sunshine Copy Share Image
Of course they had more chains on him than Scrooge saw on Marley's ghost, but he could have kicked up dickens if… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
“Would I laugh?" "Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding, if you'll excuse the pun. — John Glover Copy Share Image
“Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.” — Aniruddha Sastikar Copy Share Image
Standing, I turned to face my father. “It’s the same as the scent on Moore. It’s definitely a foreign cat, but it’s...more,… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
I do not, in fact, use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
There's something that intervenes and is very important which has to do with value. Value in the true biological sense, which is… — Antonio Damasio Copy Share Image
All literary style, especially national style, is made up of such coincidences, which are a spiritual sort of puns. That is why… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this… — Dart Gray Copy Share Image
“Pony eyed the pitcher of hot fudge sauce Nellie had placed on the table. “And if you pass that pitcher, I will… — Jude Watson Copy Share Image
I had imagined I would come back at some point. But yeah, that was for a very specific reason. I will be… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
Maybe because English is my second language, maybe I just translate mundane clichés from the Welsh language and they sound original in… — Gruff Rhys Copy Share Image
I can be really silly when I'm not actually writing silliness, and I have to rein that in. Pynchon, in my opinion,… — Mary Kay Zuravleff Copy Share Image
A pun, though despicable in itself, can be the noblest vehicle of an artistic intention by serving as the abbreviation of a… — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
