They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes. — Ryan North Copy Share Image
A pun, like champagne, loses its sparkle when too long drawn out. Its flash is its savor. — Harriet Hosmer Copy Share Image
“If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
The only time em bitch make a funky noise in the air...thatz when emma struck wimma fear../ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're truly psychedelic the difference between living and dying is quite immaterial. No pun intended. — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
Delightful, tragic, gloriously elegiac and riddled with puns-Close to Hugh is just like life, only so much more beautiful for being art. — Lynn Coady Copy Share Image
I love puns. I've been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest. — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch the pun, but… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I think it [Danger] showed the unity between the spirituality and love I have for Big Pun. It was overdue and I… — Tony Sunshine Copy Share Image
The Lampoon started in 1970, and I began writing freelance for them around the end of 1971, and then all through '72.… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“I was supposed to watch you, yeah. They thought it was weird that Atherton would send his own kid to Hecate, so… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
Disney became hated. It became one of the evil corporations. It used to be loved. They couldn't hold onto talent; they couldn't… — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
Only the pun remains. The pun, beloved of Shakespeare, children and tabloid headline-writers, is normally eschewed in the modern, sophisticated circles in… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
For my own part I think no innocent species of wit or pleasantry should be suppressed: and that a good pun may… — James Boswell Copy Share Image
'Nip/Tuck' did make me very comfortable in my own skin, no pun intended. I had to be stripped down a lot, and… — Kelly Carlson Copy Share Image
Rhyme as an echo not a closing off of sound. Love it. I don't know where the rhymes came from. Or the… — Gregory Orr Copy Share Image
I used to stay up very late at night, much later than I probably should have for such a youngster, and I… — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
Roddenberry had his own utopian vision about he perfectibility of man, and I never really believed that. And I don’t think the… — Nicholas Meyer Copy Share Image
Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I never read Freud. I've never been attracted to anything he has said, and I think he's started a lot of nonsense… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
“The greatest irony is that people with Rolodexes are no longer LinkedIn. And if that pun doesn't make sense, don’t ask anyone… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
Dreams, puns, elisions, plays on words and similar tricks that we ordinarily think of as frivolous, all play a surprising and somewhat… — Milton H. Erickson Copy Share Image
A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People think dreams aren't real just because they aren't made of matter, of particles. Dreams are real. But they are made of… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Excuse me, I must commit Sudoku! Give me a few minutes, please. I have to solve this puzzle.” — L. Meili Copy Share Image
People may claim to hate puns, but most true word lovers have groaned to like them. — Jay Heinrichs Copy Share Image
“Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.” — Aniruddha Sastikar Copy Share Image
Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding, if you'll excuse the pun. — John Glover Copy Share Image
I met Big Pun when I was a young boy. I think that he really gravitated to my innocence. — Tony Sunshine Copy Share Image
Punning is a talent which no man affects to despise but he that is without it. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
The Good and Great must ever shun That reckless and abandoned one Who stoops to perpetrate a pun. — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
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