“We adopted a pug with cancer and changed his name from Lucas to Lulu Guinness. I’m in the process of turning him gay by telling him he’s gay every morning. It’s not working, but it gives me a purpose.” — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“If you are a girl, and you’ve had a significant relationship with someone, chances are you’ve saved all the pictures/letters/supercute little notes from that… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“I don't really know who you are, but I'd appreciate it if I never found out.” — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“We adopted a pug with cancer and changed his name from Lucas to Lulu Guinness. I’m in the process of turning him gay by… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“Even though I don’t give a shit about sports, I’ll always give a shit about courtside seats. It’s just who I am.” — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“Ew to you telling me not to ew you, though.” “Ew to you having a stalker in the first place. It’s so nineties.” “Your… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“His intrusion into my life was an assault on everything I hold dear: my body, my mind, and my Birkins.” — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“Well... don't tell anyone, but I've been getting a colonic every Saturday morning for the past two months. And I'm obsessed. It's like having… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“My dad should have listened to me when I told him that college was not my thing. Instead, he insisted on learning a $200,000… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“That being said, I fucking HATE shopping with other people. I insist on doing it alone because it’s the only activity that truly centers… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“I arrived at Charlie’s apartment building with one objective: smoke a joint, weigh myself, take a bath, eat something small, weigh myself again, and… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
“It was like skydiving but way more intense. Like if you took two Ambien and then went skydiving and forced yourself to stay awake… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
