“Sabrina?” “Daphne! Are you okay?” “Yes. Sabrina?” “What?” “I hate you!” the little girl screamed.” — Michael Buckley Little girl Copy Share Image
And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents? — Michael Buckley Delinquents Copy Share Image
“I hear noises coming from his mouth but they don’t sound like words,” Daphne said.” — Michael Buckley Noises Copy Share Image
“The little girl in the red cloak who had taken her parents was Little Red Riding Hood!” — Michael Buckley Little girl Copy Share Image
He turned into a rhinocerous," Ms. Smirt said. "He does that," Sabrina said. — Michael Buckley Doe Copy Share Image
Are you familiar with that play? In fact, we're almost living it! — Michael Buckley Actor Copy Share Image
“In most towns, the police do not rely on an old woman, two kids, and a sleepy dog to solve crimes,” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either. — Michael Buckley Animal Copy Share Image
I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then… — Michael Buckley Enough Copy Share Image
You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter." "Sorry, I haven't read it. I'm… — Michael Buckley Book Copy Share Image
I'm going to teach you the art of swordsmanship-or in other words, how to totally kill someone with a sharp, pointy thing. — Michael Buckley Art Copy Share Image
I ate her cooking for eighteen years," he whispered. "You get used to it." "Oh yeah, when?" "I think it happened around… — Michael Buckley Cooking Copy Share Image
“Daphne stopped and turned to the injured man. “I like my outfit,” she said and stuck her tongue out. Mr. Applebee stuck… — Michael Buckley Little girl Copy Share Image
But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph. — Michael Buckley Dad Copy Share Image
“old woman said just as the machine let out a loud honking sound that could only be described as a fart. “Just… — Michael Buckley Computers Copy Share Image
Freaky monsters were trying to kill us," Sabrina said. "Should I have just died out there so you could keep your clubhouse… — Michael Buckley Freaky Copy Share Image
Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina. I hear they have a lot of… — Michael Buckley Belly Copy Share Image
I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at… — Michael Buckley Aimless Copy Share Image
So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering… — Michael Buckley Feet Copy Share Image
“Is this a torture chamber?" Puck asked eagerly. "Listen to all the suffering! Isn't it cool?" "This is a dental office," the… — Michael Buckley Dentist Copy Share Image
“Once she was out of her clothes and into a warm robe, she headed back downstairs, passing the bathroom door, where she… — Michael Buckley Little girl Copy Share Image
“Hanging upside down above them was a fat, frog-faced creature. Its head and feet were amphibious, with slimy, bumpy skin and a… — Michael Buckley Animals Copy Share Image
If we have to get married and have a million babies, I hope our relationship will be built on mutual disgust and… — Michael Buckley Affection Copy Share Image
Puck flapped up to the happy couple. "Wait a minute! You have to ask someone to marry you? No one told me… — Michael Buckley Arms Copy Share Image
“But that is love, isn't it? It's terribly inconvenient. It sweeps you up and stales your attention and slows down your work.… — Michael Buckley Better man Copy Share Image
“Like a lot of gym teachers, Coach Babcock loved to torture his students. He felt he had failed as a teacher if… — Michael Buckley Dance Copy Share Image
“You've never heard of the Trickster King?" Puck asked, shocked. The girls shook their heads. "The Prince of Fairies? Robin Goodfellow? The… — Michael Buckley Humor Copy Share Image
“Though he could not remember how he had been injured or how long he had been unconcious, his first thought was to… — Michael Buckley Bosses Copy Share Image
“Puck was a genuine pain in the butt, but he had powers and those powers made him useful.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image