I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub;… — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
I've worked in pubs for years and you get people challenging you. Challenging your masculinity. — Carl Froch Copy Share Image
It’s been a very old thing for people to gather together and laugh at stuff. The first comedian in America really was… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I delivered dartboards to pubs. That wasn't when I knew I wanted to be a poet, but it was when I knew… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
And before long there will be no more milk in bottles delivered to the doorstep or sleepy rural pubs, and the countryside… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
America is far less safe and the world is far less stable than when Obama made the decision to pub Hillary Clinton… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints. — Pauline Quirke Copy Share Image
I'm not so much a rock star, d'ya know what I mean? I play Irish music. There's really no age when you… — Shane MacGowan Copy Share Image
I don't want to get them in trouble for crimes in the early '90s - but there was usually like one pub… — Edgar Wright Copy Share Image
We certainly noted that when given the opportunity, women handle money more efficiently. They have long term vision, they manage money more… — Muhammad Yunus Copy Share Image
A lot of my words come to me when I'm out and about as well, riding the bus or sat in the… — Danny Fox Copy Share Image
I have a theory that musicians recognize each other and if they are destined to collaborate together they will. Mainly, they recognize… — Vlatko Stefanovski Copy Share Image
The prospect of his future life stretched before him like a sentence; not a prison sentence but a long-winded sentence with a… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“Stale beer sticks to wobbling tables. The cigarette machine flashes in the corner, mocking smokers who never have any change on them.… — Craig Stone Copy Share Image
Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to… — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
I found that golf saved me from going to the pub every day, so instead, I play golf with other unemployed actors.… — Phil Daniels Copy Share Image
Pass the pub that wrecks your body And the church, all they want is your money — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
Few things are more pleasant than a village graced with a good church, a good priest and a good pub. — John Hillaby Copy Share Image
Welsh is my mother tongue, and my children speak it. If you come and live in this community you'll work out pretty… — Bryn Terfel Copy Share Image
I hope that any expansion of London will learn from the planning examples of some of its most desirable areas such as… — Norman Foster Copy Share Image
I think, as a comedian, the funniest you can be is with people you know, and [whom] you've known for years, in… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
