I think 26 is the turning point. I’ve got to make up for 10 years of living like a degenerate. I’ve suddenly… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.… — J. P. Donleavy Copy Share Image
I used to go to my local pub and it was like a sanctuary, nobody dared ask for an autograph. You went… — Phil Collins Copy Share Image
Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half. — Jilly Cooper Copy Share Image
Looking back, I spent a lot of time sitting in pubs when I should have been perfecting my playwriting. — Jez Butterworth Copy Share Image
God have mercy on the sinner Who must write with no dinner, No gravy and no grub, No pewter and no pub,… — John Crowe Ransom Copy Share Image
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I love those people who do story-telling and who ramble on, but I don't do that, I tell jokes - the sort… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Ignore the trade-pub narratives about how little success indies enjoy. — Nathan Lowell Copy Share Image
The sport has come on - we do not just play in pubs any more and there are massive international competitions. — Fallon Sherrock Copy Share Image
My books are not really books; they're endless chains of distraction shoved inside a cover. Many of them begin at the search… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
I was shocked by the amount of Welsh people in L.A. We'd go to this British pub to watch the 'Six Nations'… — Matthew Rhys Copy Share Image
Why can men no longer be best friends? This is so stupid. Today if you show two guys being best friends they… — Henry Cavill Copy Share Image
The trick to acting is not to show off; it's to think the thoughts of the character. I was lucky because when… — Eddie Marsan Copy Share Image
When all is said, its atmosphere [England's] still contains fewer germs of aggression and brutality per cubic foot in a crowded bus,… — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
All I want to do when I have time off is to have a laugh with my school friends and go down… — Samantha Mumba Copy Share Image
Good people drink good beer. Just look around any public barroom and you will see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
If I listened to my instincts, I'd be down at the pub chasing women, not under a 400 pound bar squatting — Dorian Yates Copy Share Image
Over a pint in the pub, you have a good moan That's the fate of every Magpie While Mam perfects her game… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
As I travelled around Australia, strangers in pubs, on airplanes, in beach parking lots would bring up Gina Rinehart, not knowing I… — William Finnegan Copy Share Image
You've only got to walk into a pub or a café or anything and you'll find people talking about topics they're very… — Sean Bean Copy Share Image