Programming Quotes · Page 72

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

— Mitch Hedberg

It turns out that we can build perfectly secure software, and yet people can still get hurt.

— Alex Stamos

God designed the program of prayer as an 'apprenticeship' for eternal sovereignty with Christ.

— Paul Billheimer

“Although the Bitcoin Core client includes a Type-0 wallet, using this wallet is discouraged by developers of Bitcoin Core.”

— Andreas M. Antonopoulos

When I wasn't working, I was learning how to use production software on YouTube and making music.

— Shura

“To build a software that your users understand, capture the language of that users in a class diagram.”

— Michael Jesse Chonoles

Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.

— Alan Perlis

VK is famous for its competitions among third-party developers who build alternative versions of VK on its open API.

— Pavel Durov

It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they…

— Edsger Dijkstra

“You can’t do things the right way and still win when the villains have no code. The only way to get anything…

— Danielle Stewart

In reality, handing over public space to private developers does not guarantee that new library spaces will be comparable in size or…

— Letitia James

“Spaghetti code Multiple pages of nested if clauses and for loops with a lot of copy-pasted procedural code and no proper segmentation…

— Kenneth Reitz

“He is disappointed because he has solved the problem, and has gone back to the baseline state of boredom and low-level irritation…

— Neal Stephenson

First, I was a glacial blonde doing music programmes. Then I was the film kind of sexy bird late at night. It…

— Mariella Frostrup

Object-oriented programming aficionados think that everything is an object… this [isn't] so. There are things that are objects. Things that have state…

— Alexander Stepanov

We offer them mediocrity while calling it magic. We offer them the illusion of intelligent software, seducing them into surrendering the task…

— Larry Constantine

“Interactions with the world program our physiological and psychological development. Emotional contact is as important as physical contact. The two are quite…

— Gabor Maté

All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by…

— Dave Barry

“Young Byron thundered on. 'Is there not blood enough on your penal code, that more must be poured forth to ascend to…

— S.K. Rizzolo

“Maybe we should do some more homework. ” Homework had been their code word for making out before they’d realized that they…

— Kimberly Derting

“Another lesson is that smart professionals might give an instruction to a program based on a sensible-seeming and normally sound assumption (e.g.…

— Nick Bostrom

I remarked to Dennis that easily half the code I was writing in Multics was error recovery code. He said, "We left…

— Tom Van Vleck

“After weaning the indigenous people's of Egypt: 'from their miserable and barbarous manners, [Osiris] taught them how to till the earth, and…

— Graham Hancock

It's not the way Zane looks, David," she said, her voice trembling with anger. "It's because he makes me bubbly, and because…

— Scott Westerfeld

“Object-oriented programming offers a sustainable way to write spaghetti code. It lets you accrete programs as a series of patches.”

— Paul Graham

My code of life and my personal bushido is honour, respect, loyalty, courage and surrender.

— Rickson Gracie

Meryl Streep is on the program tonight. I like to throw her a little work whenever I can.

— David Letterman

I think software patents are a bad idea. Many patents are given for trivial inventions.

— Larry Wall

“You broke your own moral code. I figured if someone like you would fight for me, I might actually be worth something.”

— Tarryn Fisher

It's better to wait for a productive programmer to become available than it is to wait for the first available programmer to…

— Steve McConnell

I love software, because if you can imagine something, you can build it.

— Ray Ozzie

I loathe most crossover music. Yet I like to think when it comes to Code it's something different.

— Mat McNerney

The best training program in the world is absolutely worthless without the will to execute it properly, consistently, and with intensity.

— John Romaniello

I'm worried just as much about Donald Trump as that crazy guy in North Korea - and he has a nuclear code.…

— Spike Lee

Stay free of petty jealousies, live by no man's code, and hold your judgment for yourself, lest you wind up on this…

— Bob Dylan

Modern life is so thin and shallow and fake. I look forward to when developers go bankrupt, Japan gets poorer and wild…

— Hayao Miyazaki

Like any well designed software product, Windows is designed, developed and tested as an integrated whole.

— Bill Gates

Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals.

— Henry Spencer

If [Donald Trump] is got a program and an agenda and an infrastructure and all of that that he's going to do,…

— Michel Martin

“complicated code is a sign that you don't understand your program well enough to make it simple.”

— Steve McConnell