The day is not far off when one ordinary carrot may be pregnant with revolution. — Emile Zola Copy Share Image
The present is saturated with the past and pregnant with the future. — Gottfried Leibniz Copy Share Image
When my mom was pregnant with me, my parents moved from France to America. — Rostam Batmanglij Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby . — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
How can you be a physics major and be shocked when you get pregnant from having sex? — Sister Souljah Copy Share Image
When you're pregnant, you're all gassy, and you're hungry, but then you're nauseous. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Emily Procter getting pregnant changed the show for me. I got so much more involved, which was so much fun! Now I… — Eva LaRue Copy Share Image
Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
The good thing about being pregnant is that I don't have to worry about sucking it in or dieting! — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
A lot of the girls I grew up with were pregnant by the time they were 16. I just was lucky. — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
The worst decision, hands down, was wearing bright yellow when I was 9 months pregnant. I looked like a bumble bee. I… — Safra A. Catz Copy Share Image
The GOP will not be satisfied until women are barefoot, pregnant and back home by 5 o'clock P.M. to cook dinner. — Nina Turner Copy Share Image
Being pregnant changes you as a human being and it gives you a whole lot of mixed feelings. — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
After becoming pregnant, I had to makeover my pantry just a little to make the proper adjustments to support the baby. I've… — Holly Madison Copy Share Image
I did a lot of work with myself over the course of being pregnant and the first few months of being pregnant.… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
What you must understand is oppression does not end with the niggers. It does not end with the poor people, it doesn't… — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
When I wrote 'The Pregnant Widow' three or four years ago, I tried to reread my first novel, 'The Rachel Papers,' because… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
I loved my second trimester! I didn't feel sick anymore and had more energy. My bloated belly turned into a baby bump,… — Marisa Miller Copy Share Image
She's always bragging about the dumbest stuff. The other day she was telling me, she's like, 'You know I can still fit… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
When you're first pregnant, you have that 'Wow, I can't wait' and then, by the end of the nine months - which… — Vogue Williams Copy Share Image
Statistically, the United States rates number 39 in maternal mortality. This means that it is safer to be pregnant and to give… — Robin Lim Copy Share Image
The really funny thing is that my mom and my dad never, ever, ever wanted me to be in this businessbut it… — Ksenia Solo Copy Share Image
“Women are females and men are males. According to gynaecologists, women menstruate every month or so, while men, being male, do not… — Muammar Al-Qaddafi Copy Share Image
Reform is a good replete with paradox; it is a cathartic which our political quacks, like our medical, recommend to others, but… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
Mama wrote a letter to my father saying' I want to work with you' and she ended the letter saying' in Italian… — Isabella Rossellini Copy Share Image
“All right, Kitten. Tell me what’s going on.” I kissed her shoulder because it was the only place my lips could reach… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
Some professional writers write everyday no matter what and perhaps that's the way it should be done, but it's not the way… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
Tomorrow we go back to normal?" "Sure," Mab said. "It'll be like none of this happened. Except I'll still be pregnant, and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“The first music I ever heard was only one hundred and sixty days after I was conceived. Da dum Da dum Da… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
