Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
You're not really free until you're free from trying to please everybody. — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
Art! What a concept! It saved my life! A place where you can do as you please! — William T. Wiley Copy Share Image
Our actions are like blank rhymes, to which everyone applies what sense he pleases. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
I think we should stop asking people in their twenties what they 'want to do' and start asking them what they don't… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Go home, Gideon. Please." "I am home." He caught me from behind and buried his face in mu soaked hair. "I'm with… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
When you want to change things, you can't please everyone. If you do please everyone, you aren't making enough progress. — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Sleep after toyle, port after stormie seas, Ease after warre, death after life, does greatly please. — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
Obviously the fans are very important to me, in fact they mean everything to me and they are the people I try… — Steven Gerrard Copy Share Image
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Please, let patients help improve healthcare. Let patients help steer our decisions, strategic and practical. Let patients help define what value in… — Dave deBronkart Copy Share Image
The superior man is easy to serve, but difficult to please ... The inferior man is difficult to serve, but easy to please. — Confucius Copy Share Image
Students follow rules. Students complete assignments. The job of students - in part, at least - is to please their teachers. Now,… — Jeffrey Toobin Copy Share Image
If dandelions were rare and fragile, people would knock themselves out to pay $14.95 a plant, raise them by hand in greenhouses,… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
I dont think men like a bad girl. Well, I havent had a date in a year so Im obviously doing something… — Yasmine Bleeth Copy Share Image
Poor Dimitri Shostakovich: In the Soviet Union, he was condemned as being too radical; in the West, for being too conservative. He… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'" I stared at him, shocked. The smile widened. "You will… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Everyone now, they look back and they're like, "What happened to your sweet image that you used to be?" And I'm like,… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
Please don't fall into the trap of believing that I am terribly dogmatical about [the goto statement]. I have the uncomfortable feeling… — Edsger Dijkstra Copy Share Image
When you are constantly hearing offensive words and always have some irritating matter in mind, only then do you have a whetstone… — Zicheng Hong Copy Share Image
“The only life worth living is the adventurous life. Of such a life the dominant characteristic is that it is unafraid. It… — Raymond B. Fosdick Copy Share Image
The policy of letting things alone, in the practical sense that the Government should never interfere with business or go into business… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Please don't ask me to go with you, because if you do, I'll go. Please don't ask me to tell Frank about… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Do you want to guess what's in here?" I asked Dash. "I think I've got it figured out already. There's a new… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
It should stimulate the mind as well as the appetite. The well made cocktail is one of the most gracious of drinks.… — David A. Embury Copy Share Image
But till all graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in my grace. Rich she shall be, that's certain;… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
You do not need to be an expert, or even particularly interested in wine, in order to enjoy drinking it. But tasting… — Michael Broadbent Copy Share Image
I been silent so long now it’s gonna roar out of me like floodwaters and you think the guy telling this is… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
Please don’t spoil my day; I’m miles away and, after all, I’m only sleeping. — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Please think about your legacy, because you're writing it every day. — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
Street photography is art and if art is a crime, please God, forgive me. — Thomas Leuthard Copy Share Image
I've confessed to everything and I's liked to be hanged. Now, if you please — Franny Billingsley Copy Share Image