“I just wish I knew what I've done to piss you off so badly, other than existing and playing football and having a penis." (Jameson)” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Now, I'm not stupid, but when you see that your ticket to college is either football or your brains, and football is so much… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“YOU LIKE ME,BUT YOU'RE SO CONVINCED NOBODY WILL EVER BE STUPID ENOUGH TO LIKE YOU THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT I'M EXACTLY STUPID ENOUGH!"… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“...A certain amount of clutter is expected. Hell, you find it everywhere. Cyphers on cereal boxes, fractals in sidewalk cracks, dead cats who don't understand why you're not paying attention to them-- Why are you looking at me like that?” — shukyou Copy Share
“Mike was lots of things -- a dickhead, a jackass, an asshole, a cocky bastard, a shitstain, a fuckwit -- but he wasn't ever… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I didn't even comment; it was like yelling at a bird for shitting on your car. This Story Is Full of Scorpions: Seriously, Dude,… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“There are some things which, by the very act of existing, negate the possibility of a benevolent God. Genocide. Child molesters. Snow boots with… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I was raised to believe you should never be mean to someone who's given you head." (Jameson)” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“The most difficult part of communicating with ghosts was really just getting their attention and letting them know that, yes, he was someone they… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Rick said something, then tapped Isaac on the shoulder and said it again, so Isaac took Rick's penis out of his mouth and looked straight at him, paying attention this time. "If you keep doing that, things are going to get messy," said Rick in a heavy, breathy whisper. "I know," said Isaac, and he went back to his explorations.… — shukyou Copy Share
“I felt used, in a way, just a hole for him to spunk in, but it felt good too, to know I could make him feel that way without even having to stress about whether or not I was doing it right. I loved it even as I was aware that it was not only the least lesbian but the… — shukyou Copy Share
“Outside the train, the world went by, and somewhere above him in the sky, a plane flew away, and objects in motion would stay in motion, and objects at rest would stay at rest. Isaac Newton -- the real one, the one Isaac had been named after -- had figured out that law, and a law wasn't a theory, it… — shukyou Copy Share
“Will leaned forward and gave her his warmest smile, the kind that could charm the scales off a fish.” — shukyou Copy Share Image