Pizza Quotes · Page 9

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a…

— Steven Wright

It's the old adage: You can make a pizza so cheap, nobody will eat it. You can make an airline so cheap,…

— Gordon Bethune

At thirteen I began modeling, doing my first television commercial in ninth grade for Pizza Hut.

— Anonymous

My dad was traveling a lot, but when he would come home and cook, he'd cook pizza.

— Hilary Knight

If zombies ever take over I want to be prepared with a survival kit that includes a pizza.

— Nikhil Saluja

After a few days of vegetable curry I crave my husband's home-made pizza.

— Alice Roberts

I spend like $2 million a year on Chinese food and pizza for ten people in the studio who don't sing or produce.

— R. Kelly

I don't understand why they call it Hawaiian pizza when there is also Canadian bacon..

— Amber Hope

I like a lot of food. I like Taiwanese food, of course. I like baguettes, especially the ones that my dad buys.…

— Godfrey Gao

If you're ordering chain, you're a person with poor taste. Everyone lives near a pizza place that's better than a chain. They…

— Dave Portnoy

Herman Cain has moved ahead of Mitt Romney. Can you believe that? Political analysts say this is because Americans don't understand Mormonism…

— Conan O'Brien

I was in Covent Garden today having a pizza, and these men who worked there were secretly trying to take my picture…

— Joanna Page

Everyone recognizes that's a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn't affect the size of the pizza. And…

— Merton Miller

Like every fight, after you make weight, you want to go crazy and eat after you've gone through a camp where you…

— Michael Chiesa

I love L.A. - don't get me wrong. But I miss everything about New York. I don't eat cheese, but I miss…

— Tristan Wilds

Once you get into a routine of eating healthy, it hurts twice as much when you fall off the wagon. But it's…

— Carrie Underwood

In the world where people with money overlap with restaurants and try to work out how to make more money, one of…

— John Lanchester

When I come to Chicago, I gorge myself. I get off the plane and start with Gene and Jude's for two hot…

— James Belushi

“She ripped the wild bun down from the crown of her head, and then brushed her long hair with her fingers. I…

— Jamie McGuire

I live in New York and there are a lot of famous... pizzerias in my neighborhood, it's really hard to find one…

— Demetri Martin

That's a lot of vegetables. "It is, yes, and if you eat them like a good girl..." He lifted the silver lid…

— Anonymous

So in addition to a feisty new Black Court partner in the war dance between the Council and the Vampire Courts, I…

— Jim Butcher

“I always thought we only had two choices in our lives when it came to pizza crust—thin and crispy, or thick and…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

The Vietnamese Hoa were merchants and manufacturers. They were very successful and thus, according to the logic of Marxism, responsible for society's…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Whether you agree with Trump or not, you can't deny he looks like a piece of pizza with the cheese off. It's…

— Amanda Seales

I'm lactose intolerant, so usually pizza makes me feel horrible. But I'll occasionally go very hard and do pizza and pineapple.

— Alex Wolff

I go to frozen pizza or soy chicken nuggets when I need a five-minute meal.

— Christina Applegate

I had this dream of starting a pizza business since college. I came up with the name, menu, and recipes back then.

— John Schnatter

I got mobbed at a pizza parlor. Kids and especially girls went going crazy. They got so excited.

— Alex Wolff

I'm not a guy who typically has an after-party. I like to have pizza in my hotel room with the people that…

— Joseph Benavidez

Good people eat all their veggies and all the fruits, but they still have good grades. I call this, Freakonomics

— Adam Pazandak

What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.

— Thom Yorke

I have to admit I don't like pizza. I love it. And I am prepared to do literally anything to get my…

— Liz Truss

I wasn't going to McDonald's every week, but a nice pizza after three points isn't a bad way to have it.

— Jordan Pickford

Some women being empowered does not prove the patriarchy is dead. It proves that some of us are lucky.

— Roxane Gay

I hate kitchens. I don't understand these enormous American kitchens that take up half the living room and then they just order…

— Marina Abramovic

I want pizza so bad right now. The good kind of pizza though not the bad kind. The good kind is so…

— Aaron Paul

I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some…

— Eddie Murphy

I eat junk food, cheesecake, cheese, pizza - but just lower amounts of it.

— JWoww

Life is too short. If we're in Italy, have pizza and pasta. But not every day.

— Harley Pasternak