Pizza Quotes · Page 5

I remember where I'm from. It's like, 'Dude, you used to work at Pizza Hut.' I still have the hat.

— Maxwell

It's the old adage: You can make a pizza so cheap, nobody will eat it. You can make an airline so cheap,…

— Gordon Bethune

I stopped eating dairy; it's hard, being from New York I have a soft spot in my heart for pizza.

— Noah Galvin

The first time I hung out with [David Blaine], he took me to this condemned building, and it had a pizza oven…

— Harmony Korine

I will argue with anyone in New York: we have the best pizza in Chicago and the best blues.

— Michael T. Weiss

I would say that I love pizza so much that sometimes I eat pizza while I'm eating pizza. Like, I'm so content…

— Mike Birbiglia

So many women have experienced horrific forms of male violence throughout their lives, and why isn't there a song about how you…

— Kathleen Hanna

Believe it or not, my best meal is to go to the store and buy a DiGiorno pizza, come home, add some…

— Cheyenne Jackson

What have you done to my cat?" Magnus demanded... "You drank his blood, didn't you? You said you weren't hungry!" Simon was…

— Cassandra Clare

I had this dream of starting a pizza business since college. I came up with the name, menu, and recipes back then.

— John Schnatter

The first time I felt I was famous was when I went to the movies with my mom. I had gone to…

— Julia Roberts

Every cook I knows loves to make pizza.

— Tom Douglas

I panicked when my son, Jett, stopped eating baby food. He's only two, but his food vocabulary is fantastic. He likes my…

— Jill Scott

Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn't deliver pizza.

— Clive James

I like coal fired. I'm definitely, generally, always a coal-fired guy. Crispy, don't do a ton of sauce, but kind of a…

— Dave Portnoy

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.

— Mike Birbiglia

Emo always meant emotional. Any kind of art or music should be emotional. If its not, than it's pretty much just a…

— Frank Iero

“Falling in love for the first time is a completely transcendent experience. It’s like eating pizza-flavored ice cream. Your brain can’t even…

— Mike Birbiglia

When I was five, I went on my first audition. It was for a Pizza Hut commercial.

— Haley Joel Osment

What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.

— Thom Yorke

I'm pretty boring with pizza toppings. I only ever eat margherita. If it's ever anything else then I'll just go 'mmm', pretend…

— Conor Maynard

My dad was traveling a lot, but when he would come home and cook, he'd cook pizza.

— Hilary Knight

I was re-watching 'E.T.' recently, and that scene where they're all around the pizza, bringing the pizza in, and gambling and stuff…

— Colin Trevorrow

When I was in high school, I liked to pretend that I was a Russian foreign exchange student. I would do things…

— Misha Collins

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I…

— Yogi Berra