Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them,… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I've actually eaten in The Ivy in London. I love their shepherd's pie. — Barry Keoghan Copy Share Image
“The conservative revolution that Reagan helped usher in gained traction because Reagan's central insight - that the liberal welfare state had grown… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Put your hand on your heart to keep it from flying off to the lovely magical literary island Mary Ann Shaffer and… — Kris Radish Copy Share Image
Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Bad bananas are like push-up bras--a promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we're not supposed to complain.” — Kate Lebo Copy Share Image
“I've never known anyone with the capacity for sugar that Adeena has. She'd demolished her waffles, which she'd drowned in syrup, and… — Mia P. Manansala Copy Share Image
“America has developed a pie tradition unequivocally and unapologetically at the sweet end of the scale, and at no time is this… — Janet Clarkson Copy Share Image
Puddleglum,' they've said, 'You're altogether too full of bobance and bounce and high spirits. You've got to learn that life isn't all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alphabet Juice is the book Roy Blount was born to write, which considering his prodigious talent, is saying a lot. Did you… — Cathleen Schine Copy Share Image
Kitchens were different then, too - not only what came out of them, but their smells and sounds. A hot pie cooling… — Peg Bracken Copy Share Image
Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Commonplace objects are constantly changing… The pies, for example, we now see, are not going to be around forever. We are merely… — Wayne Thiebaud Copy Share Image
I've put an umbrella in my mouth and opened it. I sat in a lemon-meringue pie. I've done terrible things to my… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
If your version of pub food is microwaving a pie and some baked beans, then yeah, it's really complicated cooking. But if… — Tom Kerridge Copy Share Image
Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of… — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
Success doesn't come from pie-in-the-sky thinking. It's the result of consciously doing something each day that will add to your overall excellence. — Nick Saban Copy Share Image
Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three… — Paul Prudhomme Copy Share Image
A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand! — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I didn't think American Pie was going to be what it was! I had a very small role and the reception I… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
