The past was a consumable, subject to the national preference for familiar products. And history, in America, is a dish best served… — Tony Horwitz Copy Share Image
She dries her eyes and bakes her pies and leaves 'em on the window sill — John Hartford Copy Share Image
What I find interesting is how close you can run the laughter along the seam of seriousness, and occasionally cross it, so… — Alan Ayckbourn Copy Share Image
It came in a vision - a man appeared on a flaming pie and said unto them, 'From this day forward you… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Every single person in this world is a minority in one way or another. It just depends on how you slice the… — Dustin Lance Black Copy Share Image
Men don't know anything! Men don't know when their lives became so entirely awful, when everyone else turned into such a tosser!… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Before a Cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the pie chart of my brain growing up, there's a huge slice for 'Ghostbusters.' — Evan Goldberg Copy Share Image
Men who leave their money to be distributed by others are pie-faced mutts. — George Eastman Copy Share Image
After [Bill Shawn] was fired, I was going to the YMHA [Young Men's Hebrew Association] on the Upper East Side to do… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
The real enemy is not fat but us. We are the misusers; we are the greedy ones. If we have no better… — Dorian "Doc" Paskowitz Copy Share Image
As far as the media is concerned, they ought to hate me. Before I came along, they had a monopoly. Before I… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
There is, happily, a non-redistributive approach to address income inequality - one that doesn't rely upon government. It's to grow the pie.… — Andrew Yang Copy Share Image
“While their mother told Mrs. Bettle and Bett about her trip to France when she was a girl- 'Oh, Champs-Elysées!'- Milly hauled… — Rebecca Rasmussen Copy Share Image
Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Every Thanksgiving table should be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are… — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
Ever since the first 'American Pie,' I've always been happy to just have an opportunity, I just didn't think it was going… — Sean William Scott Copy Share Image
It was a Friday night, she was at a club, and a good-looking man was currently giving her the I-want-to-take-you-home-and-I-hope-I-last-longer-than-five-minutes look… and… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
It is all very well to say that children are happier with mud pies and rag dolls than with these elaborate delights.… — Ada Leverson Copy Share Image
Jumping back into it was easy as apple pie, it was natural. Honestly, I'm not trying to be nostalgic and talk about… — Reed Mullin Copy Share Image