Persons Quotes by Jordan Sonnenblick

I seriously think I could have sat in the middle of the kitchen floor rubbing two sticks together over a pile of dynamite blocks…

— Jordan Sonnenblick

He also said that if anyone did anything to mess up the rest of the testing, he was going to call 911 personally. Yeah,…

— Jordan Sonnenblick

“One moon shows in every pool; in every pool, the one moon.”

— Jordan Sonnenblick

If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too.

— Jordan Sonnenblick

Mr. Watras asked me whether I was practicing, and I told him I was practicing my tissue basketball skills.

— Jordan Sonnenblick

“Tattitude: Wow, Jeff, who's the babe? Dangerous_pie: Your mom. Tattitude: No, the one three feet away from you. Dangerous_pie: Oh, that's Lindsey Abraham. I…

— Jordan Sonnenblick

“And maybe this whole thing has taught me something else about what kindness is for. Because, looking back at this year, I still basically…

— Jordan Sonnenblick

Take care, Jeffy. I’ll see you soon, right? Just remember not to throw food at the nurses. I don’t want to get any complaint…

— Jordan Sonnenblick

“Others...are so sure the world is full of nothing but bullies that they become bullies themselves, trying to hit everyone in the world first.…

— Jordan Sonnenblick

Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate…

— Jordan Sonnenblick

Or maybe...their biggest fear is that they will get close to you again, and you'll go and drop dead.

— Jordan Sonnenblick

Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats.

— Jordan Sonnenblick