Black people don't hijack planes, alright? Now I'll be the first to admit, we steal a lot of stuff, but we do not hijack planes. In fact, in the history of aviation, a black person has never even attempted to… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
I didn't understand NASCAR until I met some NASCAR fans. You talk to a couple of NASCAR fans and you'll see where a shiny… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening. — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears. — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim. — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up. — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip your ass,… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days. — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
Comedy is the drug, when they laugh it's like I'm a jazz musician and they hear it, and they get it. It's power to… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
There are three goals for any comedian: to make a living as a comedian; I've been fortunate to do that. To make a name… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
The difference, generally speaking, between sportbike people and cruiser people is that sportbike people like performance skill and wear safety gear; cruisers like chrome,… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
