The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing,… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
