The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize,… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
What that’s allowed me to do is have a vantage point about my own life that's accessible to people still. I could… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
