I realize it's impossible to have any sympathy, I mean, true sympathy, for people that are famous. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I would jump into the middle of the street and say, "excuse me, there's a Mercedes that's got to get through here."… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid playing baseball, my manager called me Sleepy. And only a few people, who know me from… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Why would you get up there and bore people? I never have figured that out. These people are supposedly in the entertainment… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You're new and you're hot and things go wrong. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You had to keep the mood up; you had to keep the tempo up. You had to keep the feeling of, "Hey,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
When you act obnoxious towards people, like on a movie set, they say "we're ready for you" and I say "oh, go… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You know the theory of cell irritability?. If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they’re misunderstood. I don’t think people realize how kind New… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It's so challenging to live, and the people are so… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Its Christmas Eve! Its the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“It's given many great performers their start, but more importantly, it's killed thousands of barely talented people and it's put them to death, and… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I came out of the old Second City in Chicago. Chicago actors are more hard-nosed. They're tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They're… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
