“I'm sitting at the bar, rearranging the order of my jokes. I'm under the delusion that I'm having bad shows because of some cosmic misalignment of words, phrases, and ideas. I may as well have cast runes into a spirit… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
“Eight people show up. The emcee is warm, friendly, and about as funny as Shoah . I take the stage to the sound of, my hand to God, one person clapping once and only once , and then I start… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
