Know your load. That's rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins out in front… — Jacob M. Appel Copy Share Image
There is no real third party in America. There's this one party that has two sides to it - the Democratic and… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
If you silence yourself, if you try to be good, if you try to be polite, or toe a party line, you… — Diana Abu-Jaber Copy Share Image
Marriage is an intimate relationship between two people. It is a bad idea to involve a third party. — Amy Dickinson Copy Share Image
The most dangerous follower is the one whose defection would destroy the whole party: hence, the best follower. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
We just have to be crystal clear that if we were to abandon all the reforms made over some very painful years… — Patricia Hewitt Copy Share Image
Both political parties have their good times and bad times, only they have them at different times. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The right-wing of the Republican party isn't so much a political agenda as a plea for help. — Larry Flynt Copy Share Image
Unlike the Congress, our party believes in democracy and takes a collective decision. — Smriti Irani Copy Share Image
I think it is a good thing that the United States will now be a party to the talks, to resolve a… — Katrina vanden Heuvel Copy Share Image
La di da di, we likes to party We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody. — Slick Rick Copy Share Image
I am very grateful to the MLAs for unanimously electing me as the BJD legislature party leader. — Naveen Patnaik Copy Share Image
With the Republican Party`s presidential front-runner proposing that all Muslims should be banned from entering the United States, that perhaps there ought… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
When I hit Hollywood, it was full-blown. I was a party boy. It amazes me that I made it ... to be… — Leslie Jordan Copy Share Image
The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A group called the Texas Tea Party Patriots is hosting a debate next month where Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain will go… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Being in Harlem on the night of Barack Obama's election was extraordinary. It was the best street party I have ever gone… — Hari Kunzru Copy Share Image
The complete control of one party over everything - I would, I think, feel the same way if it were [the Democrats… — Norman Lear Copy Share Image
One would have thought that if there was one cause in the world which the Conservative party would have hastened to defend,… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
When I used to criticise Indira Gandhi and Emergency I was not part of any party. I was just a social activist. — Shatrughan Sinha Copy Share Image
First of all, just because the Tea Party people appear to be generally uneducated, ignorant about the political process, ignorant about economics,… — Steven Van Zandt Copy Share Image
In New York one lives in the moment rather more than Socrates advised, so that at a party or alone in your… — Harold Brodkey Copy Share Image
In Ski Party we are reading up on how to have fun without sex. That was the theme of every AIP picture! — Dwayne Hickman Copy Share Image
A lot of Democrats have said that raising the minimum wage is both good economics and good politics. The nonpartisan CBO issued… — S. E. Cupp Copy Share Image
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
It's easy to talk about our system not functioning. It's actually functioning exactly the way we've designed it to function by giving… — Mickey Edwards Copy Share Image
What's the use of dying in a ward surrounded by a lot of groaning and croaking incurables? Wouldn't it be much better… — Mikhail Bulgakov Copy Share Image
In their political careers, Obama and Biden faced down lobbyists, Tea Party carpetbaggers, and Washington gridlock. — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
I've never minded being disciplined. I'd always rather have a quiet evening in than go to a wild party. Discipline for me… — Julie Andrews Copy Share Image
The cocktail party is probably America's greatest contribution to the world of entertaining. — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
He says you don't often find angels in places like happy homes and rich people's backyard parties. He says that angels flock… — Carol Plum-Ucci Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if you have a D, or an I or an R after your name if you have a job… — Sher Valenzuela Copy Share Image
The very idea that a child that is almost born into the world could still have their life taken from them is… — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
In the case of immigration, there has never been a majority for any of the proposals put forth by either party -… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in… — Mo Rocca Copy Share Image
The happiest moments in any affair take place after the loved one has learned to accommodate the lover and before the maddening… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image