Party Quotes by Johnny Knoxville

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

— Johnny Knoxville

The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic.

— Johnny Knoxville

We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more.

— Johnny Knoxville

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.

— Johnny Knoxville

Hit him in the ding ding!

— Johnny Knoxville

Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little.

— Johnny Knoxville

I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.

— Johnny Knoxville

I've just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even though I…

— Johnny Knoxville

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing…

— Johnny Knoxville

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?

— Johnny Knoxville

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.

— Johnny Knoxville

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make…

— Johnny Knoxville