Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Why do people want to be gay married? If I get married again, I'm changing the vows from Til Death Do Us… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
A life sentence without parole protects public safety while sparing us the barbarity of killing our own. It teaches our children that… — Mike Farrell Copy Share Image
My dates are nightmares! If she were awake, alive, not on parole and truly single that would start. Place, time and what… — Vantile Whitfield Copy Share Image
I've signed dicks, asses, parole cards, a colostomy bag while it was still pumping. A couple of years ago, I signed a… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Bob Riley, a kind soul who “treads lightly in this world,” is in the 22nd year of a federal life without parole… — Benjamin Copy Share Image
Marijuana gives rise to insanity -- not in its users but in the policies directed against it. A nation that sentences the… — Eric Schlosser Copy Share Image
Up until now, the prospect of parole has kept us from confronting our captors with any real determination. — George Jackson Copy Share Image
To top it off, for those of you who are interested in the economics, it costs more to pursue a capital case… — Ralph Nader Copy Share Image
You think it's hard for me when I go in the ring and fight? That's the least of my problems. I think… — Bernard Hopkins Copy Share Image
There was zero time for reflection. We had to feed the prisoners three meals a day, deal with the prisoner breakdowns, deal… — Philip Zimbardo Copy Share Image
For reasons that have stunningly little to do with crime or crime rates, we, as a nation, have chosen to lock up… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
Tough times for Martha Stewart. Yesterday, Martha Stewart reported to her parole officer and had to take a mandatory urine test for… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. [Fr., La parole a ete donnce a l'homme pour deguiser sa pensee.] — Charles Maurice de Talleyrand Copy Share Image
“He pulled her toward him and gathered her in his arms as his hand lovingly cradled the back of her neck. She… — Jennifer Lane Copy Share Image
Hey Rose, welcome back. You still breaking hearts?" "Are you volunteering?" His grin widened." Let's hang out sometime and find out. If… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, the elimination of incentives such as parole, good time credits and funding for college courses, means that fewer inmates participate in… — Bobby Scott Copy Share Image
I was going to show my kids that no matter what happened with their parents, parole officers and other teachers, I wouldn't… — Erin Gruwell Copy Share Image
“Um, h-h-hi,” Sophie stammered, closing the door behind her. Meeting her gaze were crystal eyes like blue shards of glass.” — Jennifer Lane Copy Share Image
There is nothing anyone can do anyway. The public has no power. The government knows I'm not a criminal. The parole board… — Jack Kevorkian Copy Share Image
The world is satisfied with words. Few appreciate the things beneath. [Fr., Le monde se paye de paroles; peu approfondissement les choses.] — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
The story of the eighties will be the story of the Reagan administration and the many men and women who served in… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Normal people terrify me, because they haven't had enough problems in their life to know how to handle problems when they come… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image