The pattern of a newspaperman's life is like the plot of 'Black Beauty.' Sometimes he finds a kind master who gives him… — A. J. Liebling Copy Share Image
I was an online service provider. It's not my job to police what people are uploading. It's the job of the content… — Kim Dotcom Copy Share Image
We have a greedy cycle where Human Rights Commissions fine citizens in order to pay their own salaries so they can employ… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
All dogs seem to be great linguists, according to their owners. They always understand every word that's said to them. — Susan Ertz Copy Share Image
Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner's manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I did not know that history is like a blood stain that keeps on showing on the wall no matter how many… — Peter Carey Copy Share Image
Perhaps there is no gift of nature that requires as little exertion on the part of the owner as personal beauty. I… — Bret Harte Copy Share Image
Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Holocausts do not amaze me. Rapes and child slavery do not amaze me. And Franklin, I know you feel otherwise, but Kevin… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
Today, currently, business owners can go out and find out if the person they are hiring is eligible to work here or… — Gary Miller Copy Share Image
Ignorance is an enemy, even to its owner. Knowledge is a friend, even to its hater. Ignorance hates knowledge because it is… — Sri Chinmoy Copy Share Image
An ancient prophecy ... pronounced, That the castle and lordship of Otranto should pass from the present family, whenever the real owner… — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
In relation to God, we are like a thief who has burgled the house of a kindly householder and been allowed to… — Simone Weil Copy Share Image
One thing I've learned is that I'm not the owner of my talent; I'm the manager of it. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
In the Bible, God uses brothel owners, pagan kings, murderers and mercenaries as instruments of good; at one point God even speaks… — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
There is not an acre of ground on the globe that is in possession of its rightful owner, or that has not… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Any man with money to make the purchase may become a dog’s owner. But no man—spend he ever so much coin and… — Albert Payson Terhune Copy Share Image
Trump's the only person that can possibly beat Hillary Clinton, and if you don't support that, then you own it. You're gonna… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I'm excited about being an owner, it's got my competitive juices going. I'm scared, but excited as well. — Roger Staubach Copy Share Image
A Lifetime Warranty on a concealed carry firearm isn't much good, If the firearm fails in an armed encounter, the owner of… — John Abbott Copy Share Image
What Mr. Obama wants in a nominee isn't really 'empathy' and 'understanding.' He wants a liberal, activist Supreme Court justice. — Karl Rove Copy Share Image
