My grandmother and I would go see movies, and we'd come back to the apartment - we had a one-room apartment in… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
In L.A., a lot of comics live here, but we don't get to spend that much time together because we've got to… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
Silence has been destroyed, but also the idea that it's important to learn how another person thinks, to enter the mind of… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
In my mid-twenties, I said to myself: 'I can't perform anymore!' I didn't know what I wanted to do. I didn't perform… — Spencer Kayden Copy Share Image
I've always been terrified about not having money. I've been a big saver and a big earner. When I've been out of… — Cherie Lunghi Copy Share Image
I want to see gay couples stuck with their significant other at Home Depot with that far away look in their eye,… — David Alan Grier Copy Share Image
For the most part, I hang out in my back yard with my dog, but there's no paparazzi trying to check that… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
Being in the latter stages of life means the morning is unkind to the reflection. It takes a few hours for the… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I did my first audition at 'Eurovision.' I was about 17. After my first audition, I blacked out;… — Rita Ora Copy Share Image
Some other people are very lucky and always get in to the very best teams at the very best times and therefore… — David Leslie Copy Share Image
The tea party movement and its passion arose in response to trillion dollar deficits as far as the eye can see and… — Ari Fleischer Copy Share Image
Today 80 percent of all the oil that comes out of the Gulf is from 1,000 feet or more and today almost… — Bob Graham Copy Share Image
I am the jongleur. I leap and pirouette, and make you laugh. I make fun of those in power, and I show… — Dario Fo Copy Share Image
I'm trying to get the terrorist out of the bugaboo category and into the category of a fellow human being. — John Updike Copy Share Image
I'm very excited about my new Spotify account, which gives me access to twenty gazillion songs any time, all the time. The… — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
No acting, no production, could take the place of that moment when you come out in the dark on to the stage… — Ken Stott Copy Share Image
The Proclamation does not, indeed, mark out exactly the course I should myself prefer. But I am ready to take it just… — Salmon P. Chase Copy Share Image
When I first moved out to Los Angeles I was thinking, you know, I wanted to be an actor but I didn't… — Michael Biehn Copy Share Image
So many people out there can probably sing very good - all they need to do is just drop their inhibitions. That's… — Gregg Allman Copy Share Image
What's the fun in approaching something closed-minded? I'm very specific; if dialogue is too on-the-nose, or there's a lot of telling and… — Will Rothhaar Copy Share Image
