My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact,… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark... — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer. — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
“This is the worst of the bunch. Definitely the smokiest. I don't think they want us to leave," said Montoya. "The ants… — Jason bengtson Copy Share Image
Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners. — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
“Great stories are not the ones which have great people in them. Great stories are the ones which have ordinary people, willing… — Priyanka singh Copy Share Image
No, and in fact I get a bit frustrated, because I'm actually quite good at one-liners, and I've had hundreds of them… — Vince Cable Copy Share Image
The truth is that Ron is my hero. He's always there for his friends - sometimes belligerently, but there nevertheless. He's also… — Rupert Grint Copy Share Image
I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
