“Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners. — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
I do longer runs on things, a lot stories. I really like one-liners, I like a lot of different kinds of standup… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
There are certain things that cannot be adequately explained to a virgin either by words or pictures. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“Bridget reckons John Lennon wrote a song about her. I'm guessing it was 'Give Peace a Chance'.” — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
He must never forget Charlie's plea: Tell me where I'm going to die, so I'll never go there. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
What a shame to be so afraid of failure that you stop living. My wife has a great one-liner about failure: "Never… — Bernie Siegel Copy Share Image
I think of myself as a theatre comic instead of club comic because I tend to talk for a bit before I… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I can't compete with the Michael Bays of the world in regard to special effects and that kind of stuff. But you… — John Michael McDonagh Copy Share Image
I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President…Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic… — Jack Cafferty Copy Share Image
Evangelical agencies with ready funding may have too little depth and vision to cope with the current conflict. God's kingdom is built… — Carl F. H. Henry Copy Share Image
Todd Glass has amazing energy on stage. Dave Attell is one of my favorites because he's a one liner comic who is… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
If horses had controlled investment decisions, there would have been no auto industry. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners—particularly when it’s a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Bridget was so excited to see the giant Colin Firth statue, she almost had a stroke. But she couldn't quite reach.” — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
