One liner Quotes · Page 3

“Greatness comes from within, not external validation”

— Rosy M

“The real opposite of happiness is selfishness”

— Debashis Chatterjee

I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.

— Bob Hope

“Don't fight to be right, but fight when you are right.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Wow! So beautiful. Which star? Planet, not star; It WAS called Earth.”

— Vikrmn

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.

— Robin Williams

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.

— Robin Williams

The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.

— Robin Williams

The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out…

— John Krasinski

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

— Bob Hope

Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.

— Arthur Smith

There are certain things that cannot be adequately explained to a virgin either by words or pictures.

— Warren Buffett

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for…

— Bob Hope

I do longer runs on things, a lot stories. I really like one-liners, I like a lot of different kinds of standup…

— John Mulaney

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an…

— Bob Hope

I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are…

— Lorrie Moore

I guess the one-liner kind of comic sounds like a guy who can talk and talk and whatever the subject is, he…

— Mitch Hedberg

Sometimes it bursts from your imagination fully formed, sometimes you absorb from nonfiction, sometimes you're able to imprint your own autobiographical experiences…

— Anthony Marra

Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like…

— Nicolas Cage

I want to do it all. I want to climb mountains, go through jungles, fight wars in space, get the girl, shoot…

— Benedict Cumberbatch

Hold your horses. I'm coming."... "From where I'm standing you're just breathing laboriously." The snow swam out of focus. "Breathing hard. Are…

— Ilona Andrews

People are clever, but almost no one ever devises an optimal quip precisely at the needed moment. Therefore, virtually all great one-liners…

— Stephen Jay Gould

I did a play called 'On Golden Pond' in a dinner theater in Maine and then went to New York for a…

— Patrick Dempsey

I think that one-liners are very important and sometimes you don't even know when you're making the movie that it's going to…

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Knowledge belongs to time, wisdom emerges from the timeless.”

— Debashis Chatterjee

“During a conversation, listening is as powerful as loving.”

— Amit Kalantri

The worst lies are the lies we tell ourselves.

— Richard Bach

“Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement.”

— Amit Kalantri

“There is no cure for madness except the madness as the cure.”

— Santosh Kalwar

A sign to me is a one-liner, a symbol is very complex and my house is a series of symbols.

— Charles Jencks

“A man's weakest spots are almost always closest to his passions.”

— Oscar Auliq-Ice

Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate.

— Jeb Bush

“If thinking should precede acting, then acting must succeed thinking.”

— Amit Kalantri

“No tricks, no tools, but talent makes a task truly top class.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions.”

— Amit Kalantri

A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'.

— Robert A. Heinlein

I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.

— Bob Hope

“Life is like a cup; what drips out of it depends on what you have filled it with.”

— Syed Rehman Hayder

People's expectations of what I'm capable of doing are very low. People have been used to hearing little one-liners and me play…

— Nicki Minaj

If you're playing things sincere in a really absurd, heightened situation, you'll achieve comedy as opposed to just saying funny lines and…

— Jeff Baena