One liner Quotes · Page 2

“Vaya con Dios, bitch.”

— Kyoko M

“When you walk, walk together.”

— Giovannie de Sadeleer

It gave dirty politics a bad name.

— Bob Hope

Something about you is so addictive.

— Anonymous

“When you serve a beer-cock an ear.”

— John Shirley

“Greatness blooms from a heart full of love”

— Rosy M

“Today's victory is over yesterday's self”

— Rosy M

If only the Titanic had hit a 'dry ice' berg.

— MJ McGuire

“Greatness comes from within, not external validation”

— Rosy M

Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

— Bob Hope

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

— Bob Hope

I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.

— Bob Hope

“Life is like a cup; what drips out of it depends on what you have filled it with.”

— Syed Rehman Hayder

A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'.

— Robert A. Heinlein

“No tricks, no tools, but talent makes a task truly top class.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Great stories are not the ones which have great people in them. Great stories are the ones which have ordinary people, willing…

— Priyanka singh

Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners.

— Camille Paglia

“This is the worst of the bunch. Definitely the smokiest. I don't think they want us to leave," said Montoya. "The ants…

— Jason bengtson

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

— Bob Hope

My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact,…

— Bob Hope

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.

— Rowan Atkinson

If you're playing things sincere in a really absurd, heightened situation, you'll achieve comedy as opposed to just saying funny lines and…

— Jeff Baena

People's expectations of what I'm capable of doing are very low. People have been used to hearing little one-liners and me play…

— Nicki Minaj

I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a…

— Hannibal Buress

No, and in fact I get a bit frustrated, because I'm actually quite good at one-liners, and I've had hundreds of them…

— Vince Cable

The truth is that Ron is my hero. He's always there for his friends - sometimes belligerently, but there nevertheless. He's also…

— Rupert Grint

I think that one-liners are very important and sometimes you don't even know when you're making the movie that it's going to…

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

I did a play called 'On Golden Pond' in a dinner theater in Maine and then went to New York for a…

— Patrick Dempsey

I have hundreds of Word documents filled with pages of one-liners. If I begin to write a story, or if one of…

— Chelsea Martin

I think you often say more by saying less. And interestingly enough, I mean, Jesus really set the standard. I mean, he…

— Mark Batterson

Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage. I've always written in the long format, five, eight, 10-minute pieces…

— George Carlin

“Doubt limits, belief liberates”

— Rosy M

Lots of travel, away from home.

— Bob Hope

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

— Bob Hope

Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate.

— Jeb Bush

“If thinking should precede acting, then acting must succeed thinking.”

— Amit Kalantri

“A man's weakest spots are almost always closest to his passions.”

— Oscar Auliq-Ice

“There is no cure for madness except the madness as the cure.”

— Santosh Kalwar

A sign to me is a one-liner, a symbol is very complex and my house is a series of symbols.

— Charles Jencks