Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners. — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
If horses had controlled investment decisions, there would have been no auto industry. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Nietzsche had a little one-liner on how to choose a wife. He said, ''Are you willing to have a conversation with this… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
“Bridget was so excited to see the giant Colin Firth statue, she almost had a stroke. But she couldn't quite reach.” — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners—particularly when it’s a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
He must never forget Charlie's plea: Tell me where I'm going to die, so I'll never go there. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
“Bridget reckons John Lennon wrote a song about her. I'm guessing it was 'Give Peace a Chance'.” — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
“Bridget - I like my tea like I like my men. Strong, sweet and dark. Joan - I like my tea like… — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President…Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic… — Jack Cafferty Copy Share Image
I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I can't compete with the Michael Bays of the world in regard to special effects and that kind of stuff. But you… — John Michael McDonagh Copy Share Image
I think of myself as a theatre comic instead of club comic because I tend to talk for a bit before I… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
What a shame to be so afraid of failure that you stop living. My wife has a great one-liner about failure: "Never… — Bernie Siegel Copy Share Image
Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage. I've always written in the long format, five, eight, 10-minute pieces… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I think you often say more by saying less. And interestingly enough, I mean, Jesus really set the standard. I mean, he… — Mark Batterson Copy Share Image
I have hundreds of Word documents filled with pages of one-liners. If I begin to write a story, or if one of… — Chelsea Martin Copy Share Image
The actors come in and they make characters their own and so Patrick and I have never been the kind to think… — Todd Farmer Copy Share Image
The Chinese are quite entrepreneurial. Remember when Lenovo bought IBM's PC division. It was said that China didn't need a brand name,… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
