“Knowledge belongs to time, wisdom emerges from the timeless.” — Debashis Chatterjee Copy Share Image
Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners. — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good! — Boy George Copy Share Image
The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out… — John Krasinski Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is great at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate and he'd be a chaos president. He would not be… — Renee Montagne Copy Share Image
I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“Bridget's fiancé keeps giving her late-night booty calls. Although he has to ring at midday so she can get there in time.” — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
“Good things come in small packages. Shopping isn't a good thing, so be ready to carry big packages!” — Shubham Choudhary Copy Share Image
People are clever, but almost no one ever devises an optimal quip precisely at the needed moment. Therefore, virtually all great one-liners… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
Hold your horses. I'm coming."... "From where I'm standing you're just breathing laboriously." The snow swam out of focus. "Breathing hard. Are… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I want to do it all. I want to climb mountains, go through jungles, fight wars in space, get the girl, shoot… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
Sometimes it bursts from your imagination fully formed, sometimes you absorb from nonfiction, sometimes you're able to imprint your own autobiographical experiences… — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
Every Republican has a one-liner on ObamaCare. I've got detailed plans on energy independence, on school choice, on health care, on foreign… — Bobby Jindal Copy Share Image
I guess the one-liner kind of comic sounds like a guy who can talk and talk and whatever the subject is, he… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
To her British lover about to climb in bed with 80-something Mae: She said that she hoped soon to be able to… — Mae West Copy Share Image
The actors come in and they make characters their own and so Patrick and I have never been the kind to think… — Todd Farmer Copy Share Image
The Chinese are quite entrepreneurial. Remember when Lenovo bought IBM's PC division. It was said that China didn't need a brand name,… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
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