Any more bitching from the geriatric crew? What a bunch of old women. Should I hire another crewmate to change your bed… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
The mature, forty-five-year-old woman, quite experienced in matters of life and death, knows that it was 'for the best,' but Daddy's girl,… — Mary-Lou Weisman Copy Share Image
It's been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between if you're older, unless… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I make a rich woman beg, I'll make a good woman steal. I'll make an old woman blush, and make a young… — George Thorogood Copy Share Image
My nana was always a widow as long as I was alive; my grandfather died before I was born. All the women… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I've always said that at the end of the day, on a legal issue, I think a wise old woman and a… — Sandra Day O'Connor Copy Share Image
To see the human condition in the old woman, in the child, in the model on the stand, in that particular human… — Frederick Franck Copy Share Image
Presidential campaign getting kind of ugly, did you hear about this? Yesterday, a 27-year-old woman came for to deny rumors that she… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I like women to be attracted to me. See, when you get 60 years old, and they know you're 60, the only… — George Burns Copy Share Image
“Jenny lacked any sense of property - she was constantly apologising to Yevgenia and asking for her permission to open the small… — Vasily Grossman Copy Share Image
People," Geralt turned his head, "like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat,… — Andrzej Sapkowski Copy Share Image
Just keep moving! we're almost there." "almost where?" Juno chuckled. "all roads lead there child. you should know that" "detention?" Percy asked.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Time comes when every man's got to feel something new--when he's got to feel young again, just because he's growing old. Women… — Clare Boothe Luce Copy Share Image
I had a very old woman come up to me on the subway and tell me that the faces that I made… — Zosia Mamet Copy Share Image
A propos of Distempers, I am going to tell you a thing that I am sure will make you wish your selfe… — Mary Wortley Montagu Copy Share Image
Did you ever think that in a past life Alec was an old woman with ninety cats who was always yelling at… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
To be honest Im quite boring I love to go bowling and to the moviesWhen it comes to my wardrobe I think… — Selena Gomez Copy Share Image
You see that old woman? That will never happen to you. You will never grow old, and you will never die. And… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
Here I am in the garden laughing an old woman with heavy breasts and a nicely mapped face how did this happen… — Grace Paley Copy Share Image
We have brands spending ungodly amounts of money on print, television, outdoor radio, programmatic banner ads, website takeovers. Garbage. When I say… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
I've always had a special place in my heart for old women digging through garbage bins. They saved my life so many… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
You don't spend ten years appealing to middle-aged women and then suddenly turn around and start trying to connect with 25-year-old women.… — Kevin Lane Keller Copy Share Image
If I can challenge old ideas about aging, I will feel more and more invigorated. I want to represent this new way.… — Jamie Lee Curtis Copy Share Image