The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“Have you not explained to your friend? She seems confused." "I've told her what she needs to know." "I would suspect, Nephew,… — Anne Stuart Copy Share Image
I don’t read Scripture and cling to no life precepts, except perhaps to Walter Cronkite’s rules for old men, which he did… — Roger Angell Copy Share Image
“A delicate, inexorable lattice of inferences began to assemble themselves, like a crystal, in the old man's mind, shivering, catching the light… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“Get Comfortable Not Knowing There once was a village that had among its people a very wise old man. The villagers trusted… — Richard Carlson Copy Share Image
When I saw Spencer Tracy in 'The Old Man and the Sea,' I realised the distinction between being an actor and a… — Naseeruddin Shah Copy Share Image
“Desmond ushered the man inside. He was stooped and ugly, with an unkempt beard and unwashed clothes, yet Father greeted him pleasantly… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Too many times we discredit God’s will because it does not coincide with our own ambitions and beliefs.” The old man replied.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A 30-year-old rock climber is an old man. At 40, one is in the middle of his high-altitude power. At 50, a… — Reinhold Messner Copy Share Image
“He remembered a story he’d once heard about a girl throwing starfish into the ocean. “An old man comes along and says… — Bo Burlingham Copy Share Image
“And Cracknut Whirrun?’ asked Drofd. ‘Straightforward. An old man up near Ustred taught me the trick of cracking a walnut in my… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“He is by nature led To peace so perfect that the young behold With envy, what the old man hardly feels.” — William Wordsworth Copy Share Image
“Glad you like my first tableau. Come and see number two. Hope it isn't spoilt; it was very pretty just now. This… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
Love, in the sense of spontaneous, unreflective action, spells the death of the old man. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
“Don Fabrizio remembered a conversation with Father Pirrone some months before in the sunlit observatory. What the Jesuit had predicted had come… — Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa Copy Share Image
“The stable boy whose charge is this horse will receive fifty lashes for losing him," the old man said, cackling in delight… — Liz Braswell Copy Share Image
Apart from an innate grasp of tactical concepts, a great coach must possess the essentials attributes of leadership which mold men into… — Douglas MacArthur Copy Share Image
You save an old man and you save a unit; but save a boy, and you save a multiplication table. — Rodney "Gipsy" Smith Copy Share Image
I was a studio engineer out in L.A. for about six or seven years, and I played sideman for different people, and… — J. J. Cale Copy Share Image
This man painted the inside of a very big church in Italy. One of his giant paintings there is called The Creation… — Babloo Copy Share Image
I don't like new bands. I don't want to be one of those pathetic old men in their forties who knows exactly… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“An elderly black man stepped forward and prayed aloud for Lincoln’s safety. Much to Coffin’s surprise, the President “lifted his own hat… — Noah Andre Trudeau Copy Share Image
Jesmyn Ward is an alchemist. She transmutes pain and loss into gold. Men We Reaped illustrates hardships but thankfully, vitally, it's just… — Victor LaValle Copy Share Image
“When I look at this age with the eye of a distant future, I find nothing so remarkable in the man of… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image