“Oh, my dear, you musn’t be offended just because I’ve taken away from you the satisfaction of thinking that you have been… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
If I have ever offended you.. Just know, that from the bottom of my heart.. I really don't give a shit! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“It's okay, my penis is not offended in the least that it just made you throw up” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
This guy offended me so I just drew 1 yugioh card from my deck and sent him to the graveyard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
