What price would God demand from the churches for having the audacity to lighten the color of his son's skin, and straighten… — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. — Navjot Singh Sidhu Copy Share Image
My dad always took to his heels when a nappy change was necessary. I am so much looking forward to our child.… — Bernie Ecclestone Copy Share Image
It's definitely evolved from where it started - for 'Treat Me Like Fire,' I wanted something extremely wild because I was going… — Jillian Hervey Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Care, mad to see a man sae happy, E'en drouned himsel amang the nappy. — John Bunyan Copy Share Image
If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy. — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies — Ian Botham Copy Share Image
Cultivate your sense of humour. On life's journey from nappy rash to denture adhesive, humour is a great pain reliever. — James Simpson Copy Share Image
There is nothing like waking up at six in the morning and changing a baby's nappy to bring you face to face… — Tony Blair Copy Share Image
Our noses are broad, our lips are thick, our hair is nappy-we are black and beautiful! — Stokely Carmichael Copy Share Image
I love every minute of fatherhood, staying up all night, changing nappies, kids crying, I find it really funny and inspiring. It… — Elton John Copy Share Image
If you're gifted enough, nappy hair, gap teeth, acne face - I don't care what it is, greatness will shine through anything! — T. D. Jakes Copy Share Image
I am a dark-skinned, nappy-headed, scar-faced dude from the streets of Brooklyn. I can't hide from being who I am. It's all… — Michael K. Williams Copy Share Image
I wasn't ecstatic about being pregnant - I wasn't somebody who actively wanted kids. Certainly there were no fantasies about nappy-changing. — Elizabeth McGovern Copy Share Image
It's Christmas time and my rhyme's steady bumpin. Everybody happy, hair still nappy, Gonna steal a gift for my old grandpappy... — Snoop Dogg Copy Share Image
Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose. — Kevin Pietersen Copy Share Image
Love yourself. Just love yourself. In fact, the love of the self cures every kind of problem you have with yourself. For… — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
I always thought that dads in the old days where rather macho types who wouldn't get close to a baby, let alone… — Bernie Ecclestone Copy Share Image
Some folks of cider make a rout And cider's well enough no doubt When better liquors fail; But wine, that's richer, better… — John Gay Copy Share Image
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