Excuse Quote by Kevin Pietersen

It turns out childbirth is really... messy.

— Ryan North

This weird pressure that mothers are put under, like this idea that if you can't breastfeed, you're not doing something properly, or if you…

— Lena Dunham

A lot of women use pregnancy as an excuse to let their bodies go, and that’s the worst thing,

— Tracy Anderson

Let's thank nurses for making sure we never have to change our parents' diapers.

— Anonymous

I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies

— Ian Botham

I had Carys by Caesarean for medical reasons. I've got narrow hips and I'm a bit twisted.

— Tanni Grey-Thompson

I changed Philip's nappies when he was a baby and did my fair share of getting up and rocking him to sleep. Bringing up…

— Les Dennis

We're going to do a natural birth. At first she was like, 'We should do it at home,' and I said, 'Look, either way,…

— Simon Helberg

The revolting details of childbirth had been hidden from me with such care that I was as surprised as I was horrified, and I…

— Suzanne Curchod

When the baby is older take the diapers off, my girl is gonna do the Slop.

— Chubby Checker

I am not a pregnant working mother wronged.

— Elizabeth Vargas

“Babies who do not sleep ‘through the night’ alone in a cot, as soon as possible after birth, are seen as a ‘problem’.”

— Gabrielle Palmer