I would probably be classified as a lesbian if it was only based on how much you enjoy eating muffins and cookies. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
I like to think that we have a PB&J relationship - best friends even when things get messy. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
I always kill my enemies with kindness. Not because I am the better person, but because it's impossible for the police to prove anything… — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
A simple test to see how loose you are: if you open your legs while your partner yells and hear an echo, you probably… — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
You are so full of shit, you should shut your mouth and let your ass talk. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
I live in a neighborhood that is so white, they don't have black cars, black cats or blackouts and don't even play Call Of… — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
From looking at your profile, it's obvious one of your hobbies has to be stretching the truth. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
One word can often make all the difference in the world. Being pissed off is much better than being pissed on. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
T-ball would be the perfect nickname for you. Whenever a guy steps to the plate, he never strikes out. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
For most people, everyday is the same shit. They just have to decide when to flush. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
I had a great weekend. Spent Saturday watching paint dry and Sunday in a pissing contest. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
Instead of looking down on that guy online showing you his penis, you should applaud him for having so much confidence. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
If you ever feel like you are invisible, take off your pants on a crowded bus or subway and people will notice you. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
Never go to the grocery store when you are hungry or to the pet store when you are lonely. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
