“There should be a phone service, I thought, something like 1-800-MEDIUM-1.Where an automated voice would direct you. Press one if an object in your home is levitating. Press two if there is ectoplasm oozing out of your walls. Press three… — Elizabeth Cody Kimmel Copy Share Image
“Brown or green in color, they are toothless and sometimes warty in appearance,” — Elizabeth Cody Kimmel Copy Share Image
“The only sound was Alvin’s snorts of laughter. “Dude, you’re the only one standing there! Who are you talking to, the vegetable dip?” he… — Elizabeth Cody Kimmel Copy Share Image
“There should be a phone service, I thought, something like 1-800-MEDIUM-1.Where an automated voice would direct you. Press one if an object in your… — Elizabeth Cody Kimmel Copy Share Image
“In reality there is no normal. Normal is something people have agreed to invent so we have something to compare ourselves to. Normal should… — Elizabeth Cody Kimmel Copy Share Image
“Why not just tell my parents the boarding school thing wasn't working out, and go home? That offer had been on the table from… — Elizabeth Cody Kimmel Copy Share Image
“So what?” Prenderghast snapped. “I’ve got unfinished business here—the dead do sometimes, you know.” What the dead did not normally do was emerge from… — Elizabeth Cody Kimmel Copy Share Image
“Frankly, I'm guessing that before getting to my house today, Shoshanna had thought the Hoover Dam was some kind of vacuum cleaner attachment.” — Elizabeth Cody Kimmel Copy Share Image
“Well, that’s what they said. (It could have just been indigestion, though.)” — Elizabeth Cody Kimmel Copy Share Image
“(abandoned since the sudden disappearance of the hamster last Tuesday) and the pink plastic pig that had been sliced down the middle” — Elizabeth Cody Kimmel Copy Share Image
