Mother Quotes by Ali Wong

8 Mother quotes by Ali Wong

Ali Wong’s eight mother‑centric quotes hit the sweet spot between laugh‑out‑loud and heartfelt. She delivers quick, witty observations that feel like a friendly nudge from someone who gets the chaos of parenting.

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I'm discovering, and I think other mums are discovering too, that when you become a mum, you don't have to change into…

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I really loved being pregnant, especially because people treat you so nice.

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Aside from Joan Rivers and Roseanne, it's hard for me to think of any female comedian who's had kids and has a…

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I think that's one of the reasons women don't tell people when they've had a miscarriage - they think it's their fault.

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You become like a vampire when you're pregnant: your senses are so sensitive, and your emotions are so heightened - that helps…

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I tried being a stay-at-home mom for eight weeks. I like the stay-at-home part. Not too crazy about the mom aspect.

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When you're pregnant, you're all gassy, and you're hungry, but then you're nauseous.

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I love being a mom and having two kids. But I've had two C-sections, and I have suffered enough. That's my favourite…

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I always really loved comedy. It's the only thing I was ever good at.

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I think Asian men are beautiful.

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My goal is really to just make people laugh with integrity, like, with something that I still find funny.

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My parents emphasized experiential learning - in my family, being adventurous was a sign of maturity.

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In Hue, Vietnam, we had savory rice pancakes with crumbled shrimp and pork rinds. I've still never had a version as good.

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People are always very surprised by how, offstage with my husband, I'm a completely different person... very soft and nurturing.

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