There are nice things in the world - and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get so sidetracked. — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Men think that not being able to wire a plug somehow makes them more creative or intellectual. It just makes them morons. — James May Copy Share Image
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics. — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
“Shut up! Do you think we’re morons?” Michael kept his expression blank. Oh how badly he wanted to say “Yup.” — James Dashner Copy Share Image
“God damn it, there are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Some of these white people will never learn to not talk crazy about Obama online. Government not playing around with you morons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley, — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
“most reviews are written by morons about morons. sensibility is at a premium in american culture these days.” — Jim Dodge Copy Share Image
“Finnie kicked a packet of washing powder. "Why am I surrounded by morons? Did I tick the wrong bloody box for room… — Stuart MacBride Copy Share Image
We've all heard stories of lottery winners, rock stars, heirs and heiresses, and professional athletes becoming millionaire morons who wake up rich… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions,… — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
We are failing to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying . . . a dead weight of human waste . .… — Margaret Sanger Copy Share Image
I don’t wanna die, man. They’re not playing. Have you seen how many of them are out there? One just took a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Idiots are not responsible for what they do. The real guilt falls on rational people who sit on their hands while morons… — Jack McDevitt Copy Share Image
“it is only the unthinking mind that finds anything unthinkable. To use the word is just to show your membership card in… — Philip Wylie Copy Share Image
Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
This education has reduced us to a nation of morons; we were strangers to our own culture and camp followers of another… — R.K. Narayan Copy Share Image
For the naysayers that claimed 'American Family' revealed us to be vacant, unloving, uncaring morons of the materialistic '70s, this image will… — Lance Loud Copy Share Image
“I am up against the system, the whole method & approach of a system of education which makes us morons, cultural morons,… — R K Narayan Copy Share Image
So, too, if, to our surprise, we should meet one of these morons whose remarks are so conspicuous a part of the… — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
“They were exactly the same morons that laugh like hyenas in the movies at stuff that isn't funny. I swear to God,… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“Look at us. Amps. We're morons smarter than Lucifer. Cripples stronger than gravity. A bunch of broke-ass motherfuckers stinking rich with potential.… — Daniel H. Wilson Copy Share Image
American Morons is the work of an original. Like Hitchcock or Ramsey Campbell, the style is precise, alert, and well-mannered, inviting us… — Dennis Etchison Copy Share Image
“There was this other apocalypse this one time. And, well, I took off. But this time, I don't... I don't know." "Well,… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“What the hell does it all mean anyhow? Nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nothing comes to anything. And yet, there's no shortage of idiots… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Had I realized while on Earth," he said, "that Hell was such a delightful place, I should have put more faith in… — Frederic Arnold Kummer Copy Share Image
