That's what keeps me up at three in the morning: Who's looking at reviews of Cabin Boy right now? — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
“The majestic architecture, the cultivated manners, the simplicity of life, the disregard for one's fellow man, the plagues, the rampant corruption, the unmitigated racism,… — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
I haven't really auditioned much in my career. I've been lucky in terms of the feature work; it's mostly been people that have been… — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
That's what keeps me up at three in the morning: Who's looking at reviews of Cabin Boy right now? — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy. — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
I was the class clown, but I was a reluctant class clown because I was always and still am somewhat embarrassed by performing. I… — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
“By all accounts this evening promised to be yet another in the long progression of dog days that oozed like a piece of soft,… — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
“The sun is the hottiest planet, and it would burn you if you tried to eat it.” — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
Somehow, by just continually pestering the general public by appearing on television, they accepted me and wanted more. — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
I think the whole idea of me was that I wasn't going to be but that I wanted to be, desperately. — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
